If there are aliens
on Earth
You know scandals: There’s Johnson, and Clinton, and Nixon
It’s Halloween, camp kiddies, get ready to scream
Faster, better, hotter, heavier
The social, economic, and gender policies that made us who we are
Is that too much to ask?
Trump, Putin, Mueller, Barr, and, Where Did That Cat Hair Come From?
cartoon by Matthew de Lacey Davidson