Self

I Sleep With My Enemy Every Night But I Won’t Let Him Kill Me.

Now it’s time to put my life and my bed…

Happy Frickin’ Birthday! Love, Your Body

A poem for people who grow older every year

How to React If Cherubs Try to Hand You Your Instructions for Life

Whatever you do, don’t accept them

Win at Yolf and Avoid Being Seen By Strangers Passing By

Reflections on a weird pastime of my youth

My Brain is Sometimes a Stranger to Me.

I have decided to try to decode the language of my own brain. At least I will try…!

Words For the 21st Century

Overcome crules and experience an ovacious poogasm

The Enchanted Rock and the Little Hill

“We should visit Enchanted Rock,” Andrew suggested one evening, not long after we started…

Classic Life Advice That’s Actually Useless

So let’s all stop using it

The Tribe of Diatribe

Modern creativity is all about producing tasty, bite-sized morsels of kitsch that are served up tepid right at your…

Could You Please Not Crawl Up My Ass?!

I Need My Personal Space!

Is it just me, or do…