You can bite through Apple chargers if you try,but take into account how pryingopen the thin casing can ruin your enameljust like burnt honey and torched caramel.
If he hadn’t been in the hospital,he really could be alive right now;I seem to think this at least twice a year.
“I’m not talkin’ about pleasure boatin’;I’m talkin’ about workin’ for a livin’;I’m talkin’ about sharkin’.”…
The dumber bees thought it was spring,people complaining about mulch smell,a Honda Civic’s AC blowing out dog fumes.
The con-college insects were in for a surprise,the kind where you get strapped to your…
Where all the girls bring fly swatters to the landfill.Where the state-record bass has emphysema.Where a barn can be used for hat storage.Where a doctor cannot be convicted of bestiality.Croissants are illegal in accord with statute A71.Coffee mugs are covered in cuss words.Good luck is…
I thought they were neckbeards,but I could be wrong.They’re really fat and wear “Champion” underwearbut clearly don’t do the athlete.A few seem rich, but they’re not at workduring the hours successful people work.They explain the entirety of Jewish history,so everyone hears…
An apartment surrounded by construction throws upwhile her shoes are breaking down blueberry shakesand her panties set their alarm for noon,as if there were some job interview far away.
They had that Soviet laziness,like sitting on the living room carpethumming into an 8-track, no real song set.
Recording kisses,erasing TV shows,copying words from songs.
He was like that Victorian experiment with slits of light,changing the past on the fly.There are really two people who don’t have to rememberwhat they said: the honest person and him(since he could just go backward and puzzle things together).
