Why I Quit CrossFit

On my very first day of CrossFit, I threw up. It happened my second day, too. And the third. And pretty much all of the…

I Survived Three Rounds on ‘Chopped’

Last week, my gigantic head was plastered on televisions across the country when I appeared as…

Why Sports Are a Sad and Dangerous Waste of Time

and why we bask in others’ achievements.

WTF is a hackathon?

Sounds scary, right? Don’t worry, it’s not that type of hacking.

Only God Forgives: Storytelling at Its Best

Warning: this article contains many spoilers including the end of the movie.

About The Ending of Escape From Tomorrow…

What the much hyped indie movie really means.

Shitty things that happened to Dana Scully during “The X-Files.”

Spoilers below. 

Why You Should have a Messy Desk

Einstein: “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of…

Why Anita Sarkeesian is the worst thing to happen to videogames since Sonic ‘06

I think my favorite…

The Awful Truth About Jogging

You thought I wouldn’t find out, runners? Your lies stop now!