An Open Letter to Kanye West from the Association of French Bakers

Regarding Croissants in “I am a…

Local Library Would Like to Remind Everyone Its Shit Is Free

I Spent an Hour Away From the Internet

(And I almost survived)

I Didn’t Use Steroids and Look How Great My Life Turned Out

By Scotti Madison

The Anthony Weiner Crisis Management Consulting Firm Is Open for Business

A Note About Our Zoo

A zoo in China has angered visitors by trying to pass off a hairy dog as a lion, Chinese state media reported…. As [a…

Novelist: The Video Game

In The Novelist—[a video game] which will be out for PC by the end of the summer—the player is tasked with guiding…

Soccer Moms Outside of U.S. Just Called Moms

ANN ARBOR, MI – A study conducted by the International Institute of Nomenclature…

Pervert Baby Thinks About Boobs All Day

LOUISVILLE, KY – Area baby Aden Demos is a perverted little runt that thinks about nothing…