I’m A Broken Man Who Needs To Get Some Help Before I Start Dating Again

Or so a woman I’ve never met…

I Calculated The Magical Number Of People For An Orgy

Math class definitely would’ve been more…

I’ve Built a Sexual Connection with My Uber Eats Delivery Guy During Lockdown, and It’s Fine

An Adulteress Who Needs Saving

Who ya gonna call?

Getting a Gold Medal in the Sexless Olympics

What if I could compete in something other than dead…

The Naughty Nanny Diaries — Sneaking Back into the House

Mary Poppins made us all look bad

I Wish I Could Order a Lover Off Amazon

It would make my life so much easier

Why Should You Help Your Favorite Adulteress With Book Ideas?

Because it’s Fun — Let’s Crowd Source…

Who Decided that 31st July is National Orgasm Day?

Who! Because I am not getting any