Stupid Ashley Madison Opening Messages

Men don’t get it

The Elusive Knee Joint Orgasm

I give my partner these all the time! Weird flex, I know…

My Lover Told Me I Could Have Sex With the Gardener!

Why did I feel hurt and broken-hearted?

An Adultery Checklist For Guys

What you need to know in affair land

Real Stories Of Those Who’ve Suffered From Jackhammer Dick

Pornhub Comments Make Me Laugh

Cause I’m a sick puppy…

Dick Pic Tips 101

When you just have to show your goods

Thank You For Inviting Me to Your Threesome

But unfortunately, I will have to pass

An Ode to the Ballsack

Your soft, saggy flesh makes my world go round

The Wrong Places To Look For an Affair Partner

There is a right way to do it….