The bathroom scene is vast in the city, and I’m center stage of the movement. The bowel movement.
July 17, 3:22am: I don’t like to travel. I’m a loner. It’s one of the things that makes me one of the best in this…
January 8, 2017–5:23pm: I’m finishing up an emergency call on West 47th street when I get an urgent message from my…
February 23, 5:23amWas that a nightmare or did it really happen? The fecal matter on my arm has solidified but the memories are as…
June 24, 6:04am: It was the worst offense of corporate diarrhea I’d ever seen. Runny spatter sprayed everywhere, wet toilet paper…
Case Log #452
I was the first time my wife and I had embraced in months.
February 12th, 2001The diarrhea spray is permanently ingrained in my mind. The scent molecules…
February 23, 2018–4:42pm:It was the biggest dump I’d ever seen. Part on the seat and the rest smeared down the side of the…