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New Years Resolutions
Eric Silver
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Jan 21, 2023
A Peloton Ride With Malthuvius The Unholy, A Cursed Soul Trapped Inside The App
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Adam Campbell-Schmitt
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Jan 19, 2023
It’s Dry January — Here Are 7 Reasons To Give Up Your Bidet
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Caren Lissner
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Jan 1, 2020
My New Year’s Resolutions For Everyone Else
Resolve to read and heed these in 2020
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Erica Lies
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Dec 31, 2018
This New Year Will Be Different: I Will Live an Envied Life
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Will Sonheim
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Jan 2, 2018
Here are 5 Tips to Make the Most out of the Nuclear Launch Button on Your Desk
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Erica Lies
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Dec 30, 2017
This New Year Will Be Different: I’ll Remake Myself Anew
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Elizabeth Collins
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Dec 29, 2017
New Year’s Resolutions Revised for 2018, The End of Days
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Lauren Modery
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Jan 12, 2017
My 2017 Resolutions by Theodore Roosevelt
My dearest 2017,
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