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Mark Carlson
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Nov 2, 2023
Your Baby Is The Size Of A Beet With Two Leaves On It, And Other Unhelpful Size Comparisons
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Elizabeth Simone
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Oct 16, 2023
Some Alternate Phrases Men Can Say Instead Of “We’re Pregnant!”
“We’re finding it difficult to sleep…
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Rochelle E. Fisher
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Nov 23, 2022
The Perfect Time To Recount My Daughter’s Birth Story In Gory Detail Is While You’re Racing Against The Clock Trying…
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Rochelle E. Fisher
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Sep 11, 2022
Hemingway’s Mr. & Mrs. Elliot Try To Conceive While Vacationing In The Bahamas
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Emma Kantor
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Jul 16, 2022
I Will Keep This Baby In Exchange For A Netflix Stand-Up Special
You called me a hysterical female…
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Kerry Webster Reynolds
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Apr 10, 2022
Beware! People May Suspect You’re Pregnant If You Do Any of The Following
If you don’t want people
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Giulia Rozzi
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Dec 7, 2020
Unsolicited Advice For Pregnant Women
Did you know that caffeine is bad for the baby? I saw you holding a coffee cup and just…
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Jillian Pretzel
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Nov 7, 2020
Why We Definitely Can’t Have Sex Now That I’m Pregnant
First Trimester:
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Luca Harsh
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Jun 2, 2020
6 Parties To Have Between Your Gender Reveal And Your Baby Shower
If you play your cards right, you…
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Amanda Lehr
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Mar 24, 2020
How I Learned To Love My Post-Demonic Possession Body
Eating for two isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
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