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Nick Guadagnino
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Sep 16
Why Am I Called “Deep Throat”?
You couldn’t think of a better codename?
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Nick Morgan
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Feb 21, 2022
I’m Millard Fillmore, And This Is My Special Day Too, Goddamnit
Since when does signing one little…
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Gary M. Almeter
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Dec 9, 2020
Please Exhume President Warren G. Harding’s Hot Body So Every American Can Have A Chance To Ride His Excellent Dong
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Jonathan Motney
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Jun 26, 2020
Why I — A Newborn Baby With Zero Skeletons In My Closet — Am The Best Presidential Candidate
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Daniel Williams
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May 14, 2020
FAQs About Mount Rushmore’s Enormous Underground Quadruple Penis
Q. Why is Lincoln’s uncircumcised?
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Elizabeth Stamp
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Feb 16, 2020
Alternative Presidents To Celebrate This Presidents’ Day
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Colinvarney
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Feb 5, 2020
Only I, An Imaginary Flea, Can Explain The President’s Signature Gesture
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Lauren Modery
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Jan 12, 2017
My 2017 Resolutions by Theodore Roosevelt
My dearest 2017,
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