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Douglas Delight in SlackJaw’s Rejects

Nov 26, 2019

I answered an ad for a used sheepskin rug

I have found that a singular online purchase made out of necessity (Ex., New Nike socks…

Douglas Delight in SlackJaw’s Rejects

Nov 25, 2019

I like my women like I like…

Riane Konc wrote her list first — I’m biting off her idea ‘cause it’s funny

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Douglas Delight in SlackJaw’s Rejects

May 4, 2020

My interview with Jeff Bezos that never happen

Our conversation that didn’t occur

Douglas Delight in SlackJaw’s Rejects

Sep 25, 2019

Urban Man’s Slow Drip

Kyrie Gray wrote a HILARIOUS short piece that I’d love for you to read before reading this:

Douglas Delight in SlackJaw’s Rejects

Jan 8, 2020

A Meal Subscription Service that Compliments Your Righteous Resolutions

Douglas Delight in SlackJaw’s Rejects

Dec 5, 2019

These 5 things make you look like an asshat in an interview

Douglas Delight in SlackJaw’s Rejects

Oct 15, 2019

I want to bed Kathie Lee Gifford

I’m not going to pretend that I know a lot about Kathie Lee. I haven’t read her Wikipedia page, nor…

Douglas Delight in SlackJaw’s Rejects

Oct 9, 2019

💛Fun things to do during conference calls💛

This is not an exhaustive list

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Douglas Delight in SlackJaw’s Rejects

Oct 31, 2019

How I guarded my masculinity with a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos

A Sunday afternoon case study for the…

Douglas Delight in SlackJaw’s Rejects

Oct 30, 2019

5 skills you must include on your resume or bring up during an interview

These were the top 10 stories published by SlackJaw’s Rejects; you can also dive into yearly archives: 2019, 2020.

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Bring us your ‘I’ve trieds’, your poorly compensated, and your huddled masses yearning to publish. SlackJaw’s Rejects is for the humor that couldn’t, but should’ve found its way into other publications. “Without promotion, something terrible happens — nothing!” -P.T. Barnum

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