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The Hardest Work of Mothering Involves Letting Go
The Hardest Work of Mothering Involves Letting Go
I now understand that I never had the power to control my children’s happiness.
Jacqueline Dooley
May 18
I’m Crossing the Invisible Panty Line
I’m Crossing the Invisible Panty Line
Searching for the perfect word for the things we wear under our clothes
Abbey Wade
May 17
Almost Losing a Finger to Save My Life
Almost Losing a Finger to Save My Life
Life has a price and so does each body part
Carlos Garbiras
May 12
When Deciding What to Write is a Farce
When Deciding What to Write is a Farce
Is this thing on? Mining the memory for story.
Diane Wilder
May 10
Premature Ejaculation is the Only Mature Ejaculation
Premature Ejaculation is the Only Mature Ejaculation
The Vasectomy Dialogues: An Evolutionary Defense for Promptly Coming
Carlos Garbiras
Apr 29
Welcome to the Wretched Writers Branch of the Taylor Swift Sanatorium
Welcome to the Wretched Writers Branch of the Taylor Swift Sanatorium
Slip brains through slot in door
Christopher Robin
Apr 24
I Don’t Trust Stickers
I Don’t Trust Stickers
There is something so frightening about putting a sticker on a thing. Being someone terrified of commitment, that tracks. The older I get…
Abbey Wade
Apr 19
I Listened In On My Buddy’s Vasectomy
I Listened In On My Buddy’s Vasectomy
The Vasectomy Dialogues: A Vas Was Severed, But a Bond Was Created
Carlos Garbiras
Apr 18
I Phoned A Friend During my Vasectomy
I Phoned A Friend During my Vasectomy
This kind of material writes itself
Christopher Robin
Apr 16
Golf Needs To be Cancelled
Golf Needs To be Cancelled
And it’s boring.
Abbey Wade
Apr 14
Sharing Complications of Unreliable, Lyrical, Guilty Pleasures
Sharing Complications of Unreliable, Lyrical, Guilty Pleasures
The criminals in our lives we can’t help but love
Carlos Garbiras
Apr 14
The State of the World is No Excuse to Not Have Kids
The State of the World is No Excuse to Not Have Kids
The extreme rollercoaster of procreation and parenting
Carlos Garbiras
Apr 13
My Current Stage of Grief is “Houseplants”
My Current Stage of Grief is “Houseplants”
I get it now, plant people. I am officially one of you.
Jacqueline Dooley
Apr 10
When You Write Something Vulnerable, the Idiots Come Out
When You Write Something Vulnerable, the Idiots Come Out
Reading a personal story isn’t a request for an opinion
Christopher Robin
Apr 9
I’m Having a Vasectomy and am Feeling All The Things
I’m Having a Vasectomy and am Feeling All The Things
I’m about to cross another one of life’s thresholds
Christopher Robin
Apr 2
My Psychic Ruined My Bladder
My Psychic Ruined My Bladder
Happiness is just one life-altering belief-switcheroo away
Carlos Garbiras
Mar 31
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