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Something About Nothing
An Invitation-Only publication for deep dives on the mundane parts of life.
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Abbey Wade
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Aug 25
I Got Stung in the Vagina by a Yellow Jacket
And it did not give me superpowers.
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Carlos Garbiras
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Aug 9
A*&-Hole is the Name We Use for People Behaving Reprehensibly
An ode, more like a rant, to an…
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Kristen Stark
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Aug 2
I am a God-Awful Swim Team Volunteer
Plus, other jobs I’d probably botch
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Abbey Wade
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Jul 15
I’m the One You Want in Charge When the World is Ending
Unless an escalator is involved
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Will Hull
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Jul 10
NOSTALGIC WARNING
Nostalgia? Shop Online and Buy It.
But put a lid on it.
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Carlos Garbiras
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Nov 10, 2023
A Post-Pandemic Matisse Pastoral
Of the Norovirus and Other Joys of Pietri Dish Parenting
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Carlos Garbiras
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Something About Nothing
Nov 10, 2023
The Hair Brushing Vortex
Or how simple parenting acts can drive you insane
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Carlos Garbiras
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Mar 16
Begging For Free Bourbon
Having fun with writing outside of writing
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Christopher Robin
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Jun 27
Paul Simon Says There Are 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover, but Only Lists, Like, 7 If You’re Generous
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Carlos Garbiras
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Jun 22
My Pregnant Wife Almost Killed Me Over My Peanut Butter Breath
Pregnancy and the Emotional Equivalent…
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