Life

LIFE

Absolutism of Vulgarities

I feel like I’m in a blackhole of intellectual vacuity

I’m Tired of Being the Pool Guy

This year’s pool opening represents my retirement from the DIY homeowner union.

When Deciding What to Write is a Farce

Is this thing on? Mining the memory for story.

I Don’t Trust Stickers

There is something so frightening about putting a sticker on a thing. Being someone terrified of commitment, that…

My Psychic Ruined My Bladder

Happiness is just one life-altering belief-switcheroo away

I Choose to Identify as This Even Though I’m Not It

Americans know my country better. What does that…

Dipping Exquisite Sea Monsters in Garlic Butter

Adventures at the best fish market in the Bay Area…

Motown, Fixing Haircuts and the Frailty of Life

Chronicles of a Difficult Haircut Part 3-Final

I Almost Paid a Barber with an Illegal Annual Supply of Pumpkin Spice Lattes

Chronicles of a Bad…

Avoiding the Landmines of Planning a Wedding

An Authentic Mayan Ceremony in Playa del Carmen