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Absolutism of Vulgarities
Absolutism of Vulgarities
I feel like I’m in a blackhole of intellectual vacuity
Natasha MH
Jun 10
The Internal Temperature of a Chicken Shouldn’t Be a Question
The Internal Temperature of a Chicken Shouldn’t Be a Question
But my Persian Soul Brother still wanted to know
Carlos Garbiras
Jun 9
Why do we Share Our Art on Social Media?
Why do we Share Our Art on Social Media?
So distracted that I forgot to open my sketchbook
Christopher Robin
Jun 6
When Did $850 Become a ‘Budget’ Phone?
When Did $850 Become a ‘Budget’ Phone?
This is between Apple™️ and Google™️. Stay out of it Samsung™️.
Will Hull
Jun 5
I Break Things Because I Used To Be Broken
I Break Things Because I Used To Be Broken
Confessions of a propagated multitasker
Abbey Wade
Jun 3
Learning English Through Starbucks Music Compilations
Learning English Through Starbucks Music Compilations
Sam Cooke, mumpsimuses, and musicians killed by their parents
Carlos Garbiras
May 28
I’m Tired of Being the Pool Guy
I’m Tired of Being the Pool Guy
This year’s pool opening represents my retirement from the DIY homeowner union.
Christopher Robin
May 22
The Hardest Work of Mothering Involves Letting Go
The Hardest Work of Mothering Involves Letting Go
I now understand that I never had the power to control my children’s happiness.
Jacqueline Dooley
May 18
I’m Crossing the Invisible Panty Line
I’m Crossing the Invisible Panty Line
Searching for the perfect word for the things we wear under our clothes
Abbey Wade
May 17
Almost Losing a Finger to Save My Life
Almost Losing a Finger to Save My Life
Life has a price and so does each body part
Carlos Garbiras
May 12
When Deciding What to Write is a Farce
When Deciding What to Write is a Farce
Is this thing on? Mining the memory for story.
Diane Wilder
May 10
Premature Ejaculation is the Only Mature Ejaculation
Premature Ejaculation is the Only Mature Ejaculation
The Vasectomy Dialogues: An Evolutionary Defense for Promptly Coming
Carlos Garbiras
Apr 29
Welcome to the Wretched Writers Branch of the Taylor Swift Sanatorium
Welcome to the Wretched Writers Branch of the Taylor Swift Sanatorium
Slip brains through slot in door
Christopher Robin
Apr 24
I Don’t Trust Stickers
I Don’t Trust Stickers
There is something so frightening about putting a sticker on a thing. Being someone terrified of commitment, that tracks. The older I get…
Abbey Wade
Apr 19
I Listened In On My Buddy’s Vasectomy
I Listened In On My Buddy’s Vasectomy
The Vasectomy Dialogues: A Vas Was Severed, But a Bond Was Created
Carlos Garbiras
Apr 18
I Phoned A Friend During my Vasectomy
I Phoned A Friend During my Vasectomy
This kind of material writes itself
Christopher Robin
Apr 16
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