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Alcohol Keeps People From Growing

Alcohol Keeps People From Growing

It also keeps conservatives stuck in the past
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Christopher Robin
I Got Stung in the Vagina by a Yellow Jacket

I Got Stung in the Vagina by a Yellow Jacket

And it did not give me superpowers.
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Abbey Wade
A*&-Hole is the Name We Use for People Behaving Reprehensibly

A*&-Hole is the Name We Use for People Behaving Reprehensibly

An ode, more like a rant, to an underappreciated civil servant
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Carlos Garbiras
I am a God-Awful Swim Team Volunteer

I am a God-Awful Swim Team Volunteer

Plus, other jobs I’d probably botch
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Kristen Stark
I’m the One You Want in Charge When the World is Ending

I’m the One You Want in Charge When the World is Ending

Unless an escalator is involved
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Abbey Wade
Nostalgia? Shop Online and Buy It.

Nostalgia? Shop Online and Buy It.

But put a lid on it.
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Will Hull
Paul Simon Says There Are 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover, but Only Lists, Like, 7 If You’re Generous

Paul Simon Says There Are 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover, but Only Lists, Like, 7 If You’re Generous

Here is a colossal waste of time
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Christopher Robin
My Pregnant Wife Almost Killed Me Over My Peanut Butter Breath

My Pregnant Wife Almost Killed Me Over My Peanut Butter Breath

Pregnancy and the Emotional Equivalent of Disneyland’s Space Mountain
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Carlos Garbiras
Excuse Me, Your AI is Showing

Excuse Me, Your AI is Showing

Generative AI isn’t the quick content fix that many people thought it would be
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Jacqueline Dooley
Absolutism of Vulgarities

Absolutism of Vulgarities

I feel like I’m in a blackhole of intellectual vacuity
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Natasha MH
The Internal Temperature of a Chicken Shouldn’t Be a Question

The Internal Temperature of a Chicken Shouldn’t Be a Question

But my Persian Soul Brother still wanted to know
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Carlos Garbiras
Why do we Share Our Art on Social Media?

Why do we Share Our Art on Social Media?

So distracted that I forgot to open my sketchbook
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Christopher Robin
When Did $850 Become a ‘Budget’ Phone?

When Did $850 Become a ‘Budget’ Phone?

This is between Apple™️ and Google™️. Stay out of it Samsung™️.
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Will Hull
I Break Things Because I Used To Be Broken

I Break Things Because I Used To Be Broken

Confessions of a propagated multitasker
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Abbey Wade
Learning English Through Starbucks Music Compilations

Learning English Through Starbucks Music Compilations

Sam Cooke, mumpsimuses, and musicians killed by their parents
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Carlos Garbiras
I’m Tired of Being the Pool Guy

I’m Tired of Being the Pool Guy

This year’s pool opening represents my retirement from the DIY homeowner union.
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Christopher Robin
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