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Nostalgia? Shop Online and Buy It.
Nostalgia? Shop Online and Buy It.
But put a lid on it.
Will Hull
Jul 10
Paul Simon Says There Are 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover, but Only Lists, Like, 7 If You’re Generous
Paul Simon Says There Are 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover, but Only Lists, Like, 7 If You’re Generous
Here is a colossal waste of time
Christopher Robin
Jun 27
My Pregnant Wife Almost Killed Me Over My Peanut Butter Breath
My Pregnant Wife Almost Killed Me Over My Peanut Butter Breath
Pregnancy and the Emotional Equivalent of Disneyland’s Space Mountain
Carlos Garbiras
Jun 22
Excuse Me, Your AI is Showing
Excuse Me, Your AI is Showing
Generative AI isn’t the quick content fix that many people thought it would be
Jacqueline Dooley
Jun 19
Absolutism of Vulgarities
Absolutism of Vulgarities
I feel like I’m in a blackhole of intellectual vacuity
Natasha MH
Jun 10
The Internal Temperature of a Chicken Shouldn’t Be a Question
The Internal Temperature of a Chicken Shouldn’t Be a Question
But my Persian Soul Brother still wanted to know
Carlos Garbiras
Jun 9
Why do we Share Our Art on Social Media?
Why do we Share Our Art on Social Media?
So distracted that I forgot to open my sketchbook
Christopher Robin
Jun 6
When Did $850 Become a ‘Budget’ Phone?
When Did $850 Become a ‘Budget’ Phone?
This is between Apple™️ and Google™️. Stay out of it Samsung™️.
Will Hull
Jun 5
I Break Things Because I Used To Be Broken
I Break Things Because I Used To Be Broken
Confessions of a propagated multitasker
Abbey Wade
Jun 3
Learning English Through Starbucks Music Compilations
Learning English Through Starbucks Music Compilations
Sam Cooke, mumpsimuses, and musicians killed by their parents
Carlos Garbiras
May 28
I’m Tired of Being the Pool Guy
I’m Tired of Being the Pool Guy
This year’s pool opening represents my retirement from the DIY homeowner union.
Christopher Robin
May 22
The Hardest Work of Mothering Involves Letting Go
The Hardest Work of Mothering Involves Letting Go
I now understand that I never had the power to control my children’s happiness.
Jacqueline Dooley
May 18
I’m Crossing the Invisible Panty Line
I’m Crossing the Invisible Panty Line
Searching for the perfect word for the things we wear under our clothes
Abbey Wade
May 17
Almost Losing a Finger to Save My Life
Almost Losing a Finger to Save My Life
Life has a price and so does each body part
Carlos Garbiras
May 12
When Deciding What to Write is a Farce
When Deciding What to Write is a Farce
Is this thing on? Mining the memory for story.
Diane Wilder
May 10
Premature Ejaculation is the Only Mature Ejaculation
Premature Ejaculation is the Only Mature Ejaculation
The Vasectomy Dialogues: An Evolutionary Defense for Promptly Coming
Carlos Garbiras
Apr 29
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