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Premature Ejaculation is the Only Mature Ejaculation
Premature Ejaculation is the Only Mature Ejaculation
The Vasectomy Dialogues: An Evolutionary Defense for Promptly Coming
Carlos Garbiras
Apr 29
Welcome to the Wretched Writers Branch of the Taylor Swift Sanatorium
Welcome to the Wretched Writers Branch of the Taylor Swift Sanatorium
Slip brains through slot in door
Christopher Robin
Apr 24
I Don’t Trust Stickers
I Don’t Trust Stickers
There is something so frightening about putting a sticker on a thing. Being someone terrified of commitment, that tracks. The older I get…
Abbey Wade
Apr 19
I Listened In On My Buddy’s Vasectomy
I Listened In On My Buddy’s Vasectomy
The Vasectomy Dialogues: A Vas Was Severed, But a Bond Was Created
Carlos Garbiras
Apr 18
I Phoned A Friend During my Vasectomy
I Phoned A Friend During my Vasectomy
This kind of material writes itself
Christopher Robin
Apr 16
Golf Needs To be Cancelled
Golf Needs To be Cancelled
And it’s boring.
Abbey Wade
Apr 14
Sharing Complications of Unreliable, Lyrical, Guilty Pleasures
Sharing Complications of Unreliable, Lyrical, Guilty Pleasures
The criminals in our lives we can’t help but love
Carlos Garbiras
Apr 14
The State of the World is No Excuse to Not Have Kids
The State of the World is No Excuse to Not Have Kids
The extreme rollercoaster of procreation and parenting
Carlos Garbiras
Apr 13
My Current Stage of Grief is “Houseplants”
My Current Stage of Grief is “Houseplants”
I get it now, plant people. I am officially one of you.
Jacqueline Dooley
Apr 10
When You Write Something Vulnerable, the Idiots Come Out
When You Write Something Vulnerable, the Idiots Come Out
Reading a personal story isn’t a request for an opinion
Christopher Robin
Apr 9
I’m Having a Vasectomy and am Feeling All The Things
I’m Having a Vasectomy and am Feeling All The Things
I’m about to cross another one of life’s thresholds
Christopher Robin
Apr 2
My Psychic Ruined My Bladder
My Psychic Ruined My Bladder
Happiness is just one life-altering belief-switcheroo away
Carlos Garbiras
Mar 31
Sans Parachute Skydiving Into the ‘Real’ World
Sans Parachute Skydiving Into the ‘Real’ World
What happens when your parachute doesn’t open
Carlos Garbiras
Mar 24
Coffee is Life, But My Husband Doesn’t Drink It
Coffee is Life, But My Husband Doesn’t Drink It
It turns out that opposites do attract
Alex Praytor
Mar 24
Convincing the World of My Height
Convincing the World of My Height
Swinging a hammer to increase my height — Part 2
Carlos Garbiras
Mar 23
Seriously Handy Handicapped
Seriously Handy Handicapped
Swinging a hammer to increase my height — Part 1
Carlos Garbiras
Mar 22
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