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How My Husband Became a Millionaire
How My Husband Became a Millionaire
So can you, by following these practices and principles.
Jessica Wildfire
Jul 13, 2019
The Extra Circles of Hell, A Short Tour
The Extra Circles of Hell, A Short Tour
An update to Dante’s Inferno for the 21st century.
Jessica Wildfire
May 10, 2019
The Secret Art of F*cking People Off
The Secret Art of F*cking People Off
There’s one great way to deal with toxic behavior.
Jessica Wildfire
Mar 30, 2019
Times I’ve Passed up Sex for Coffee
Times I’ve Passed up Sex for Coffee
Smart decisions don’t make you a prude.
Jessica Wildfire
Dec 1, 2018
Only Lesbians and Communists Talk Like That
Only Lesbians and Communists Talk Like That
An essay on dealing with my polite Christian in-laws.
Jessica Wildfire
May 17, 2019
I Will Never be a Millionaire
I Will Never be a Millionaire
Neither will you, and that’s completely fine.
Jessica Wildfire
May 22, 2019
How to Survive Your Boss’s Birthday Party
How to Survive Your Boss’s Birthday Party
A taxonomy of parties.
Jessica Wildfire
Apr 13, 2019
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