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Why everyone should work a shit job
Why everyone should work a shit job
Working in the service industry makes people tough and humble.
Jessica Wildfire
Feb 28, 2018
Gently Uncrowned: How to Feel Like a Loser
Gently Uncrowned: How to Feel Like a Loser
You’ll come back stronger, every single time.
Jessica Wildfire
Jun 30, 2019
Getting Screwed Over Is Good for You
Getting Screwed Over Is Good for You
Cheaters may win, but bad asses win bigger.
Jessica Wildfire
Mar 14, 2019
Don’t fall into the congratulations trap
Don’t fall into the congratulations trap
Stop hoping for a surprise party in your honor. It’s not going to happen.
Jessica Wildfire
Apr 11, 2018
The absolute best way to get revenge
The absolute best way to get revenge
One of my exes waved at me from the bar. The one who dumped me via post-it note, then had sex with my best friend the same night. Trevor…
Jessica Wildfire
Mar 2, 2018
Don’t take yourself too seriously
Don’t take yourself too seriously
The first step to success and happiness is realizing you’re not that important
Jessica Wildfire
Mar 31, 2018
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