Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy. — Frank Sinatra
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. — Humphrey…
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good…
A lady came up to me one day and said ‘Sir! You are drunk’, to which I replied ‘I am drunk…
I pray you, do not fall in love with me, for I am falser than vows made in wine. — William…
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
The light music of whiskey falling into a glass — an agreeable interlude. — James Joyce
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Winston Churchill
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won’t cure a cold. —…