I’m a Top Writer and I Sniff My Own Farts

If anything, I’ve had too much positive reinforcement

The Main Reason Will Smith Shouldn’t Have Slapped Chris Rock

He must have known this would happen

We Respectfully Reject Your Memoir Because You’re Boring as Shit

A literary agent has had enough

5-Year-Old Me Was an Idiot

Revisiting my old school notebook

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The Wisest Things Someone’s Snotty Child Almost Certainly Said

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4 Ways to Recharge Your Writing Habit

Foolproof advice for the uninspired, downtrodden, and pathetic

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Good Hunt Willing: An Unoriginal Screenplay

The tale of a humble math prodigy with secret janitorial…