How to Tell What League You’re In

It’s actually quite simple…

What It’s Like When Your Online Date Doesn’t Look Like Her Photos

On the “Witty Banter” Within Tinder

So I was Tinder-texting with this babe the other week. Let’s call her Allie. Just standard shit…

Online Dating: Why it Should Work and the Reasons it Doesn’t

To Tell the Person, Or To Let Things Silently Fizzle?

What It’s Like When Your Date Has Everything You’re Looking For. And More.

Am I a Bad Person?

Storytime: That Time I Made Out With A Racist

In my defense, once I realized she was a racist, I…

Everybody’s Got To Go Through One Heartbreak, Right? Here’s Mine.

An Introduction to The Cooties Report

Text World Problems

The anxiety induced by the post-first-date textversation. Really puts you in the metaphorical glass case of emotion.