How to Tell What League You’re In

It’s actually quite simple…

What It’s Like When Your Online Date Doesn’t Look Like Her Photos

On the “Witty Banter” Within Tinder

So I was Tinder-texting with this babe the other week. Let’s call her Allie. Just standard shit…

Online Dating: Why it Should Work and the Reasons it Doesn’t

To Tell the Person, Or To Let Things Silently Fizzle?

Storytime: That Time I Made Out With A Racist

In my defense, once I realized she was a racist, I…

Everybody’s Got To Go Through One Heartbreak, Right? Here’s Mine.

An Introduction to The Cooties Report

Text World Problems

The anxiety induced by the post-first-date textversation. Really puts you in the metaphorical glass case of emotion.

Why I Don’t Hook Up at Weddings

(For the most part)

Dating Without Drinking

The Cooties Report’s first guest post chronicles the experience of dating…