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Everybody’s Got To Go Through At Least One Heartbreak, Right? Here’s Mine.

Everybody’s Got To Go Through At Least One Heartbreak, Right? Here’s Mine.

An Introduction to The Cooties Report
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Storytime: That Time I Made Out With A Racist

Storytime: That Time I Made Out With A Racist

In my defense, once I realized she was a racist, I stopped making out with her.
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How to Tell What League You’re In

How to Tell What League You’re In

It’s actually quite simple…
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To Tell the Person, Or To Let Things Silently Fizzle?

To Tell the Person, Or To Let Things Silently Fizzle?

That is the question I found myself asking recently
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Online Dating: Why it Should Work and The Reasons it Doesn’t

Online Dating: Why it Should Work and The Reasons it Doesn’t

At Least In My Experience
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Bracketly Ever After (Part 1)

Bracketly Ever After (Part 1)

A Tournament-Style Exercise to Find Out Which Disney Princess Would Get the Final Rose
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Bracketly Ever After (Part 2)

Bracketly Ever After (Part 2)

A Tournament-Style Exercise to Find Out Which Disney Princess Would Get the Final Rose
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Dating Without Drinking

Dating Without Drinking

The Cooties Report’s first guest post chronicles the experience of dating sober.
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What It’s Like When Your Online Date Doesn’t Look Like Her Photos

What It’s Like When Your Online Date Doesn’t Look Like Her Photos

Expectations can be a bitch.
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On the “Witty Banter” Within Tinder

On the “Witty Banter” Within Tinder

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