Never Trust A Psychic With Your Love Life, No Matter How Many Good Yelp Reviews She Has

The Ack! Attack: Embarrassing Stories from Adults for July 2018

My Kid Had the Rattiest Hair at the American Girl Store

Dressing Like a Teacher

A week later, when I received the photo prints, my morning coffee resurfaced…

Welcome to the F*ck Van or a Terrible Camping Trip Through an Australian National Park in a Profanity Covered Van Probably Saved My Relationship

A Woman Like Me

In the middle of my living room, Cindy Crawford taught me how to do a perfect lunge.

I’m Not Pregnant, You’re Just Bad at Your Job

I passed through the double doors into an even brighter fluorescent light. It…

“Cover Up Your Stupid Face!” My Husband Cried Out, Mid-Coitus

My husband told me to “cover up your stupid face!” during sex recently. This was not a BDSM thing. This was truly a stupid face thing. I’m not mad. I’m not hurt. I am in a safe place. He was right. It was a stupid face.

Seven Times A White Man Onscreen Made A Black Woman Cry

984 Hours Off Facebook

I returned to Facebook on May 3rd. I wish I could say that this was an Eat, Pray, Love­-like effort to get in touch with myself or an act of protest of Facebook’s allowing an organization access to, like, so much of our personal information. If only I were that self-caring or that…