We Might Be the Last Generation to Die (and that sucks)

Physical Therapy and the Modern Man

I read Born to Run which turned out to be a foolish book enjoyed by me, a foolish man. It…

My Mom Recommends These Cheap Asbestos Word Puzzles from the Discount Store

I keep myself fairly clean

After writing fifty or so Medium stories, this feels like the right time to discuss how I keep my body clean.

No, My Kid Is Not Tired

I’d like to play along and say that yes, you’re right, he is. But he went to bed at the usual time last night. He’s…

The Outrages of Airplane Travel

Yup I’m flying right now. And yup I’ve got my Irish up after a week visiting family in Boston. I’m…

Is It Racist to Wet My Pants While Stuck on the Bay Bridge During this Black Lives Matter Protest?

Wanted: Professional Facebook Grip

My internal thoughts are often adorable, smart and clever. It’s like I’ve got my own personal…

The World Beneath: A Novel

Prologue

There are many things from childhood that I am not sure are true. Like do I really remember falling out of my crib when I was almost two, or do I think this because my parents always told me that story? Do I remember my aunt holding me when…