Washington Monument Mysteriously Disappears Overnight

Let’s hope Nicolas Cage has an open schedule.

Alvin and the Chipmunks Refusing to Sing Christmas Songs Before December 1st

“Let the other holidays have their own time to shine”

Hobby Lobby to Stop Selling Christmas Items after Finding Out Santa Isn’t in the Bible

Trump Proposes a “Moon Wall” to Prevent Illegal Aliens Coming from Dark Side of the Moon

Gov. Gavin Newsom Bans Milkshakes, Fears Them Bringing Too Many Boys to the Yard

“We have a strict…

Next Government Stimulus Package to be Paid in Fortnite V-Bucks

“We came to an overwhelming conclusion…

Cops Called on Group of Christmas Carolers the Day After Halloween

“Why can’t they just let…

Hallmark to Release Twenty New Christmas Movies Every Month till the End of Time

“The gift that keeps…

Elon Musk Wins Election after Developing an AI that Steals Votes

“It was simple mathematics, really.”

5 Songs to Keep You Warm in the Winter

Fighting off the seasonal depression, one jam at a time.