Musings In The Newsings, Vol. 4
Wherein the news is lampoon-sed.
Sustained subscribers of my salacious scribblings may be privy to my hankering for haranguing the headlines, much in the style of a late-night monologue or unearthed madman’s manifesto.
In case you’ve missed it, I’ve been running a series of jokes about the weirdest, wildest, and most warped news headlines to grace my home page in the interest of refining the 24 hour media cycle into digestible chunks of premium comedy.
Russia has appointed a new overall commander for its military in Ukraine. No word yet on why they don’t just switch to belts, but fashion has never been Putin’s strongsuit.
A Mark Wahlberg real-life drama is destroying Netflix! And here’s a twist: It’s not a 1988 hate crime that blinded a Vietnamese teenager!
