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The Secret Revealed: Why All Hummingbirds Go To My Neighbor’s Garden
The Secret Revealed: Why All Hummingbirds Go To My Neighbor’s Garden
To avoid my shotgun
Christine Stevens
May 13
Scientists: The Human Ego Is Always Right
Scientists: The Human Ego Is Always Right
In this way, it resembles a totalitarian state
Clem Samson
May 13
PGA Qualifies For DEI Funding
PGA Qualifies For DEI Funding
Based on Golfers’ Tan demographics
Stuart Grant
May 13
Snowblind
Snowblind
How one line of booger sugar showed me talents I never knew I had.
Kyle Wells
May 13
REVIEW: ABC’s 9–1–1 On TikTok In 14 Parts While You Rot In Bed
REVIEW: ABC’s 9–1–1 On TikTok In 14 Parts While You Rot In Bed
Welcome to the new age of television!
Kenny Reilly
May 13
Irish Jokes
Irish Jokes
Best of Ireland
Glenn M Stewart
May 13
The Paid Eulogist.
The Paid Eulogist.
A short story about strange funerals and telescopes.
Robert Cormack
May 13
Drumpf Welcomes Newest Supporter
Drumpf Welcomes Newest Supporter
“Me and Hannibal Lecter go way back”
Phillip T Stephens
May 12
Those Kirkland Products You Buy At Costco — Who Really Makes Them?
Those Kirkland Products You Buy At Costco — Who Really Makes Them?
The answer may shock, horrify and disturb you. Read on if you dare.
Christine Stevens
May 12
The ‘Bachelor’ Season 37 To Cast A Bear
The ‘Bachelor’ Season 37 To Cast A Bear
Producer of the next bachelor bares all
Scott Christenson🌴
May 12
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
May 12
What’s Missing From Most Hotels
What’s Missing From Most Hotels
It’s Such A Small Thing, Really.
David Volk
May 12
Movie Sales Slumping Due To Lack Of Built-In Bathroom Breaks
Movie Sales Slumping Due To Lack Of Built-In Bathroom Breaks
Change in attention-spans and bladder urgency affect the landscape of movie-going
Dan Dore
May 12
Buy One, Get One Free Divorces
Buy One, Get One Free Divorces
Retail bargains should be introduced in areas where they would really benefit.
Carole Olsen
May 12
Olympic Butt or Ozempic Butt
Olympic Butt or Ozempic Butt
Men and women athletes spend a lifetime developing strong muscle groups resulting in attractively sculpted bodies.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 11
Man, Bear, or Woman Living in a House Made of Candy?
Man, Bear, or Woman Living in a House Made of Candy?
The woods are becoming more and more dangerous for women all the time
Rachel Marsh
May 11
I Think I Stepped in Something
I Think I Stepped in Something
What the ☠️❌💢😡⚡️⚡️!!
Mark Tulin
May 11
When is a Laugh Not a Laugh?
When is a Laugh Not a Laugh?
When it’s a burst of hot air
K. B. Cottrill
May 11
We Need to Talk
We Need to Talk
Dennis spread the checkered blanket out for their picnic. He scanned the river and the view of distant trees turning vivid fall colors. An…
John K Adams
May 11
Unskippable
Unskippable
The noise crowding us all out…
Mike Hickman
May 11
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem Definitely Will Not Be Trump’s Pick for Vice President
South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem Definitely Will Not Be Trump’s Pick for Vice President
Trump has bigger plans for the “Puppy Shooter”
Speaking Fiction To Power
May 11
Mothers Pissing off Their Partners
Mothers Pissing off Their Partners
There’s a new trend that’s changing the way one of our most valued traditions is celebrated
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 10
Losing my soul and learning to smoke
Losing my soul and learning to smoke
Funky Monkeys, an indoor play place for children, is where parents’ souls go to die. But whilst there last week, sitting and mentally…
Southside Dublin mom
May 10
At age 66 my testosterone level is still high. Can I monetize this?
At age 66 my testosterone level is still high. Can I monetize this?
Photo by Alena Darmel on pixels.com
Matt Walsh
May 10
Starbucks Buys Medium and Turns It Into a Steak House
Starbucks Buys Medium and Turns It Into a Steak House
How do you like your steak cooked — Medium?
Philip Ogley
May 10
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Nine
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Nine
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
May 10
Donald J. Trump’s First Medium Piece: “How I Stay So Humble”
Donald J. Trump’s First Medium Piece: “How I Stay So Humble”
Nobody writes better than me.
Brian Throne
May 10
Apparently, I’m The Rudest Texter Ever
Apparently, I’m The Rudest Texter Ever
I had no idea. I’m still not changing a thing.
Steve Uppendahl
May 10
Relating to a Partner Who Doesn’t Think Like You
Relating to a Partner Who Doesn’t Think Like You
Or how about a friend?
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 9
Defective Politics
Defective Politics
Late, late morning Wednesday 8th May….
Fatchecker
May 9
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