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How I Tried to Quit Caffeine
How I Tried to Quit Caffeine
And briefly lost the will to live
Stela Zakheou
Feb 14
A Little Dab’ll Do Ya…
A Little Dab’ll Do Ya…
My husband’s adventures on a ‘routine sales call’ to a manufacturer of attention-grabbing merchandise…
Jan Buhrmann, Ph.D.
Feb 14
Even Your Mama Knows Being Gay Is Okay, Homie
Even Your Mama Knows Being Gay Is Okay, Homie
Get Ya Mind Correct
Ananda Krishnan
Feb 14
You’ve Spent Your Entire Life Wearing Socks the Wrong Way!
You’ve Spent Your Entire Life Wearing Socks the Wrong Way!
Revealing the inside story
Scott Christenson🌴
Feb 14
One year writing on Medium. Should I give up?
One year writing on Medium. Should I give up?
Guess how little I earned after 35 stories? Feels like failure.
Matt Walsh
Feb 14
Eleven Signs You Are The “One”
Eleven Signs You Are The “One”
Number 9 might surprise you.
Christine Stevens
Feb 13
Are Men & Women Getting Smarter or ...
Are Men & Women Getting Smarter or ...
You’d have to be culturally blind not to recognize “the times, they are achangin”
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Feb 13
Scientists: When It Ends, It Ends Forever
Scientists: When It Ends, It Ends Forever
Unless you are a certain species of jellyfish
Clem Samson
Feb 13
Renter Friendly Décor Ideas From Someone Who’s Never Rented or Used a Hammer
Renter Friendly Décor Ideas From Someone Who’s Never Rented or Used a Hammer
Good luck getting your security deposit back
Emily DeFreitas
Feb 13
Doing It DOGE-Y Style
Doing It DOGE-Y Style
Bend Over, He’ll Drive.
David Volk
Feb 13
Scientists Write New Message to Intelligent Aliens: “Don’t Bother”
Scientists Write New Message to Intelligent Aliens: “Don’t Bother”
“The inhabitants of this planet are extremely violent, clinically insane and taste really bad.”
Clem Samson
Feb 13
Supreme Leader Musk Memo
Supreme Leader Musk Memo
Spork in the road
Alex Lago
Feb 13
Rage and revenge
Rage and revenge
Is everyone just waiting to snap?
Southside Dublin mom
Feb 13
Gospel of JD Discovered
Gospel of JD Discovered
Joins Matthew, Mark, Luke and John
Helen Gettit
Feb 12
Scientists: Thank You For Your Interest In Starting A Post Ego Club
Scientists: Thank You For Your Interest In Starting A Post Ego Club
The movement is spreading!
Clem Samson
Feb 12
She’s Disturbingly Normal!
She’s Disturbingly Normal!
If she had only said “Yes” the world may have been different
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Feb 12
Dingle Berry Larry: Origins
Dingle Berry Larry: Origins
A common hair removal service starts an adventure that is anything but typical
Mat Mendonca
Feb 12
Are They Renovating the Apartment Downstairs or Operating a School for Clowns, Magicians, and…
Are They Renovating the Apartment Downstairs or Operating a School for Clowns, Magicians, and…
1. Have the sounds of construction downstairs been going on for three months and counting, despite the apartment being only 600 sq. ft.?
Sarah Totton
Feb 12
Last Will and Testament of Richard Klondike, Former CEO of the Klondike Brand
Last Will and Testament of Richard Klondike, Former CEO of the Klondike Brand
*Revised after he sent a frantic text to his lawyers at 11:19PM
Ollie Tuff
Feb 12
We Wanted To Do A Democracy, But We Couldn’t Escape Our Screens
We Wanted To Do A Democracy, But We Couldn’t Escape Our Screens
Too much crazy happening, and it is a joke, right? RIGHT?
Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Feb 12
Get Out Of Florida, Texas Cheap
Get Out Of Florida, Texas Cheap
Of Course, I Might Have Misread This Deal.
David Volk
Feb 12
Man Who Predicted Crypto Makes Another Bold Prediction
Man Who Predicted Crypto Makes Another Bold Prediction
That you will hate me by the end of this article
Christine Stevens
Feb 11
Stoned and Toned
Stoned and Toned
Best weed pairings for your particular workout
Christine Stevens
Feb 11
Scientists: Maybe The Purpose of the Human Race Was To Create AI
Scientists: Maybe The Purpose of the Human Race Was To Create AI
Your work is done. Congratulations, humanity.
Clem Samson
Feb 11
Donald Trump Is Peak Cringe In US History
Donald Trump Is Peak Cringe In US History
30 insults for modern America’s worst president
Dash MacIntyre
Feb 11
DeepSeek Brings Back Rodney Dangerfield
DeepSeek Brings Back Rodney Dangerfield
In 2025 he still can’t get no respect
Scott Christenson🌴
Feb 11
Other Things Medical Researchers Can Do Instead of Curing Cancer
Other Things Medical Researchers Can Do Instead of Curing Cancer
Scientists and doctors laid off by the Trump administration have so many exciting possibilities in front of them.
Jonathan Weisberg
Feb 11
Listen, Pal, You’re Taking Advantage of My Client’s Free Samples
Listen, Pal, You’re Taking Advantage of My Client’s Free Samples
You just used me and tried to weaponize the system
Fernanda Laertez
Feb 11
Open Mic
Open Mic
They offered free wine and cocktail franks, but more important was the offer anonymity
Royal Alvis
Feb 10
Scientists: How To Be A Real Superhero
Scientists: How To Be A Real Superhero
It’s actually not that difficult — anybody can do it.
Clem Samson
Feb 10
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