Welcome to our humor publication! The Haven is a place for all types of humor writing — stories, essays, lists, Onion-style fake news, funny poetry, cartoons. It’s not a place for misogyny, racism, homophobia, transphobia, violence or any other demeaning content. We can be funny without the bullshit.
Just because you're a hypochondriac doesn't mean you can't also get sick! Writer of all things quirky — relationships, lifestyle, sex, and 80’s throwbacks.
Reader, writer, library patron, baseball fan; mom of two and stepmom of one. Writing things down and sharing with 12 or so people at http://goodnessmadness.com.
Chief Creative Officer at The Potential Energy Coalition. Contributor @ The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, etc. Born with one long armpit hair // caseyrand.com
Mom, writer, goldendoodle lover. Words in The Washington Post, L.A. Times, Good Housekeeping, Cosmo, McSweeney’s and more. Instagram, FB & X @carpoolgoddess
Words & sentences that could put a smile on your face. If you’re that kind of person. 15% off. Promises void. Unable to issue rereads. www.nickwalsh.fyi
Diane is a published author✏️who lives and works in northern California with multiple essays, humor columns, & books to her credit. (📚All books are on Amazon.)
Magic Writer! YA Fantasy Fiction. Revels in Magic and Mayhem. Supports Indie Authors. Lover of Cats & Dragons. Introvert. Brit. http://magicwriter.co.uk
Legal secretary by day, insomniac by night. Ally. BA, MA. Humor, pop culture, and things that make you think. My weekly-ish newsletter is bevpotter.substack.com
Writer & mental health worker living in the Hudson Valley. At work on a novel about an older woman whose mech aide may hold the key to her long lost love.
I retired at 38, divorced at 41, and have been searching for self-fulfillment since. I have two incredible kids, a great running dog, and one awesome girlfriend
Writes incredibly dumb things in the City of Philadelphia. Some of these things can be found in Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, and Little Old Lady Comedy.
Kathy is a paralegal by profession but a writer by passion. For twenty years she has been working for four attorneys who specialize in child abuse work. Unsolic
I’m about dogs, our lovable and peculiar families, business, and writing in a wide lane, including fiction. I’m a positivity washer too. www.jillebstein.com
I’m a Canadian-based aspiring YA author and an alumna of the University of Toronto. Follow me to read more about the stories and ideas that keep me up at night.
Writer & Editor querying and drafting. In Midstory, Author, Random Sample, and Pink Panther magazines, & Defenestration, Wry Times, Funny-ish, & The Haven.
Queen with invisible crown and creating my own kingdom | Passionate creative writer with lots of random ideas | An artist too | And lots more in my hand |
Pamela Jane is a children's author & essayist; her work has appeared in The NY Times, Wall Street Journal, NY Daily News, Writer's Digest, and The Writer.
Lauren brings insight and humor to weight gain, parenting, work, divorce, and bad dates. She lives in NC with her husband, kids, dogs, goats, chickens, & ducks.
Pugilist, polemicist, Oxford Arabist, financial mastermind, international man of mystery, film producer, playwright, part-time-poet, full-time provocateur…
A. M. Reyes is a humour enthusiast studying political science and French at Auburn University. He has written for Levity Magazine and Glossy News Satire.
J. Salvatore Domino is an author and blogger based in Scottsdale, Arizona, U.S.A. A classic storyteller, his stories long or short, never fail to entertain.
post-modern. definitely post-hip. am here because i follow joel stein. been writing since the age of 15 (somewhat) seriously although i made my friends laugh in
I'm retired, love spending time with family, writing, and walking. My publications are about keeping good stories at the forefront for all to read and re-read.
Caroline is a humor writer from Pittsburgh. You can read more of her work at carolinehorwitzwriting.com. She hates writing bios but enjoys reading them.
Former Dean, ex-drinker, rock drummer, and photographer riffing on ideas to inspire or incense you, but will make you think and be better (with your consent).
Larry F Slonaker worked as a writer and editor at the once-but-no-longer renowned San Jose Mercury News. He’s the author of the novel Nothing Got Broke.
Archaeology is my day job, but in the dark of night I write Fantasy and Science Fiction stories in my secret lair, and occasionally dream of being a Hobbit...
Writer of funny and serious things in The Haven, Doctor Funny, Invisible Illness, and Illumination. You can buy me a coffee here: https://ko-fi.com/johncorten.
Being a Sci-Fi novelist is my passion, but I write articles and reviews about everything. I hope you enjoy my creative brain diarrhea I post on this page!
Entrepreneur, financial advisor, martial artist, reader, writer, husband and father. I try to write what comes to mind. Find me on X/Twitter: @BDefaria_Cavalo