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The Haven
A Place to Be Funny Without Being a Jerk
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Welcome to our new humor publication! The Haven is a place for all types of humor writing — stories, essays, lists, Onion-style fake news, funny poetry. It’s not a place for misogyny, racism, homophobia, transphobia, violence or any other demeaning content. We can be funny without the bullshit.

Editors
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Page Barnes
Mom, Lawyer, Writer, Hot Mess. Founder of The Haven.
Writers
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Janine Annett
I'm Janine. I rock. I write things. Etc. Read more at http://www.janineannett.com and http://www.twitter.com/janineannett
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Julie Vick
Writer with work in New Yorker Daily Shouts, McSweeney's, Real Simple, Parents, and more. | Read more at http://julievick.com
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sarah james
screenwriter. MFA usc writing for screen & television ’17. just biding time until broadway calls
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Margaret Elizabeth Danger
ClickHole contributor, satirist, fictioneer. Pithy.
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Rebecca Renner
Publicist, editor, book reviewer, journalist and fiction writer. CEO of Renner|Barnes Creative. beckyrenner.com — rennerbarnes.com — words all over the place.
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Adrienne Teeley
not your mother's baby.
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Brittany Van Horne
https://www.brittanyvanhorne.com/
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Brette Sember
Brette Sember is an author, editor, book coach, ghostwriter, content specialist, social media manager, indexer, and consultant. Her web site is BretteSember.com
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Carole Rosenblat
50 states, 64 countries. Freelance Writer | Traveler http://dropmeanywhere.com/ Writing Portfolio at https://carolerosenblat.contently.com/?public_only=tr
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Cara Marino
Video, cheese, and nonsense enthusiast. I also like to lift heavy things.
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Sarah Aswell
I'm a freelance humor writer and stand-up comedian living in Montana. You can read my writing in places like The New Yorker, MAD Magazine, and McSweeneys.
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Amy Poeppel
Author of LIMELIGHT (coming May 2018) and SMALL ADMISSIONS (Emily Bestler Books/Atria) Read more at www.amypoeppel.com/writing/
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Alane Lim
scientist & satire writer. @thisisalane. www.alanelim.com
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Nikki Haverstock
City girl learning to run a ranch, archer, geek, vlogger, and mostly a mystery & comedy writer
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Monya De, MD MPH
Former ABC News medical reporter. Interests: #meded, integrative med, health policy, tech, environment. Internal medicine MD based in LA. Go @stanford
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Emily Schleiger
Writer. Sometimes funny. McSweeney’s, Reductress, Second City Network, The Big Jewel, The Belladonna, etc.
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The Blister
Wisecracks, butt cracks, et cetera. Instagram: @everydaycheeto
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Diana Cherkas
Diana is a writer, actor, and word nerd based in NYC. On Twitter and Instagram @DianaCherkas
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Jackie Sizemore
Writer, satirist, lover of cute dogs. | jackiesizemore.com
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Melissa Pelletier
Writer of oddities of various shapes and sizes. McSweeney's, The Hairpin, The Billfold, The Haven melissa-pelletier.com
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Maura Lee Bee
Modern queer writer trying to save the world, one word at a time.
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Roz Warren
Roz Warren (www.Rosalindwarren.com) writes for the New York Times and the Funny Times. Connect with her on Facebook at www.facebook.com/writerrozwarren.
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Devorah Blachor
Author of The Feminist’s Guide to Raising a Little Princess https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/547280/the-feminists-guide-to-raising-a-little-princess-by-
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Helene Cohen Bludman
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Julia Barnett
writer, actor, satirist, poet. co-creator of BREAK web series. can i eat sweet potato fries now?
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Rosa Schwartzburg
Rosa Schwartzburg is a writer and comedian living on the hollow garbage island known as “New York City”. She enjoys birds and freedom. No longer a bedwetter.
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Erica Lies
Writer, comedy doer . www.ericalieswrites.com
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Tim Sniffen
The New Yorker, Live From Here With Chris Thile, McSweeney's, NPR, Hello From The Magic Tavern, Jackbox Games | Twitter @MisterSniffen | Hudson, NY
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Katie Johantgen
Stand-Up Comic, Writer, Co-host of Twenty Twenty Podcast @katiejoyofosho @twentytwentypod katiejohantgen.com
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Christyl Rivers, Phd.
Writer, Defender of the three dimensional, and Cat Castle Custodian.
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Sri
Tech-Humor-Sarcasm-Poetry
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Stephanie D. Lewis
Just because you're a hypochondriac doesn't mean you can't also get sick. Huff Post Humor/Divorce/Midlife
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Melissa Janisin
Reader, writer, library patron, baseball fan; mom of two and stepmom of one. Writing things down and sharing with 12 or so people at http://goodnessmadness.com.
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Craig Hamm
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Amy Lynn Tompkins
Co-founder and Editor in Chief of Angry Feminist Geeks, Freelance Essayist, Published by Living City and The Billfold, former reporter at InYourSpeakers
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Mark Salamon
physical therapist - legally inflicting pain while simultaneously trying to make people laugh http://marksalamonpt.com/
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Steven Rouach
Is a carbon based life form from Earth. Anyone who tells you he's not is absolutely lying. He's known for being dashing, heroic & humanity's last, best, hope.
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Sandra Wade
Model/Actress/Producer/Writer and sexy cat lady http://sexycatladies.com/sandrawade/
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Ken Kamami
Technically just a glitch.
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Isabel Braverman
Writer/Journalist/Dancer. Cat enthusiast.
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Jacki Murphy
I used to run the Internet Cafe on a cruise ship. www.jackimurphy.com
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Mick Theebs
Writer. Painter. Poet Laureate of Milford, CT. Cooks a mean pork chop. http://www.alsothat.com
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Liz Ruddy
Just an aspiring screenwriter trying to make it in LA before we break off into the sea. http://lizruddy.com/
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Patrick Vermillion
NYC writer/ comedian / software developer. Raised by wolves, educated by dolphins.
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Audrey Murray
Writer, comedian, lover of all things Russian. Read about my year traveling through the former Soviet Union here: sovietreunionblog.wordpress.com
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Kevin Froleiks
Comedian. Host of the podcast @WeWroteAMusical. Writer and Composer of a #LewisAndClarkMusical. Co-producer of Bad News Comedy every Sunday at 7pm in NYC.
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Krista White
I’m Krista. I work in technology and write about the strange shit that happens to me.
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Heather Siegel
Writer, Entrepreneur, Creative (www.heathersiegel.net)
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Patricia Grant
This seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Laura Sams
Writer of science, comedy and other things. @lauramsams
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Rachel Keller
NYU student and aspiring comedy writer. Middle School Scrabble Champion.
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Mark Philip Lichtenstein
Master of The Unexpected www.markphilip.li
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Jason Pinter
Founder and Publisher of @PolisBooks. Bestselling writer. Book lover. New Yorker. Email: jpinter (at) polisbooks (dot) com.
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Danielle Kraese
My best writing is trapped on a Storybook Weaver CD-ROM that will only run with Windows 95. https://daniellekraese.com/
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Evan Andretti
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Kathryn Poe
Sharing my experiences with Chronic Illness, book reviews, & Living in Trump’s America. Drinker of espresso. Inquires: kpoements@gmail.com, poements.com
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Karen DeBonis
Memoirist. Writer of creative nonfiction. Gardener. In between, I nap. Sign up here so you don’t miss a single post! www.karendebonis.com
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Diana Vilibert
I do stuff with words. www.twitter.com/dianavilibert & www.dianavilibert.com
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E.R. Ellsworth
Co-creator of The Black Suit of Death, not a shill for the Illuminati. https://erellsworth.com
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Andrew Knott
Writing: Washington Post, McSweeney’s, Weekly Humorist, Robot Butt, and others. FATHERHOOD BOOK: www.amazon.com/author/andrewbknott
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Joey McKeown
Dark humorist. Fiction + satire. Sign up for my email list at www.joeymckeown.com.
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Barbara J. Gabriel
Writer | Ran away to sea, kept traveling | Skill set: Curses like a sailor, wears boots, drinks whiskey with an ‘e’, asks “Why not?”
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Mackenzie Carson Soukup
Dream Job: Lighthouse Caretaker / Writer for the Onion / Luchador.
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Casey Rand
Author of People Who Deserve It, Creative Director at Droga5, Writer @ Reductress, The Belladonna Comedy, etc. Born with one long armpit hair // caseyrand.com
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Lisa Renee
Woman on the verge. Write it down.
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Johnathan Foster
I live in Portland & I'm allergic to dairy (Johnathan.foster@gmail.com)
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Jesse Engelberg
(computer + life + data) * scientist
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Alex P. Francis
Alex is a wabble wowzer who hides out in the Pacific Northwest
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Allan Ishac
I read. I write. I ride. I rest. I RESIST!
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Paul Nocchi
Copywriter, not a doctor. paul6nocchi@gmail.com
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Kim Christel
Oh, my aching existence.
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tracy k. ard
But that’s enough about me . . .
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Alex Schiller
I am not a writer and I am not news.
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Matt Paolelli
husband & father | writer | content creator | digital marketer | cancer survivor | Northwestern alum | die-hard Cubs fan | happy Catholic | among other things
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Richard Mertens
24. Tall. Bearded. Hilarious. Minnesota. I’m just a guy who loves movies, video games, and bad jokes
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Stephanie McMaster
Once washed a cat in a bathroom sink at DFW Airport.
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Thea Caitilin
Constantly dancing. Cripplingly extroverted. I’m the one wearing the floral shirt.
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Gemma Arrowsmith
Comedy actor/writer • http://www.youtube.com/gemmaarrowsmith
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E Sailer Sklar
Scrappy loner weirdo living in Brooklyn. Nonsense curator at irrelevantcontent.com. On twitter: @emmasince1988 @nonsensecontent insta: @irrelevantcontent
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Surabhi Darji
Writer. Training to be a good person. Liver of life.
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Tricia Norling
DC/VA based jack of all trades, master of none
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Molly Campbell
Two-time Erma Bombeck Award winning writer. # Novelist. Author CROSSING THE STREET bit.ly/CROSSINGTHESTREET. Living on the cutting edge of boring. #Artist
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Megan Rubiner Zinn
Megan‘s smart mouth has gotten her farther than she ever imagined.
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ThunderPuff
Outraged and cynical at parties. Draw-er of things. Vegan. New post every (other) Wednesday… ish.
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Lisa M. O'Neill
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Hilal Isler
essays mostly. http://hilalisler.net/ hilal.isler (at gmail).
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Lauren Morgan Whitticom
Writer and editor
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Christine Ro
Stuff and nonsense. https://www.christinero.com/
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Spencer
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Greg Benson
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Varun Govil
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Suzy Soro
COMEDIAN, ACTOR: Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm. AUTHOR: Mommy Tried to Kill Me http://amzn.to/2d1FCxN
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Benedict Cosgrove
Writer and editor, online and off, for three decades and counting; contributor to NY Times, Washington Post, Boston Globe, CJR, The Awl, Daily Beast, others.
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Samuel Leal
Cringing somewhere in the stratosphere.
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Jen K
Recent college grad. Lover of jokes and jokers.
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Richard Smith
Brooklyn based designer, illustrator and writer.
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EstherK
Writer & consultant. Pop culture consumer. Jewess writing about tragedy & comedy. @GrokNation @JewishJournal
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Erica Slutsky
Music and hilarity in NYC.
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Ryan Barger
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Oliver “Shiny” Blakemore
The best part of being a mime is never having to say I’m sorry.
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S. J. Newman
Political satire that’s at least as good as the worst of the best. S. J. Newman is a freelance Creative Director.
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E.B. Lauren
*Insert clever bio here*
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Deidre W.
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Greg Schwem
Business comedian. Funny keynote speaker (really). Meeting host. Nationally syndicated humor columnist for Tribune Content Agency. Author.
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Judith Liebaert
I am a woman of words, and my story is always changing.
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Jeffrey Rodman
Polycom's Co-founder and Chief Evangelist is at root a pixel 'n' sample geek + pianist. I speak and write about natural communications over unnatural distance
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Ship Up or Shape Out
Just spitballing here. https://twitter.com/ShipUp_ShapeOut https://shipuporshapeout.com
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Fleurtje Eliza Duivis
Founder of the art project Blue Mark For ME. Artist. Art historian. Storyteller. Knitting designer. Fellow human being. ME patient. Book lover.
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Marianne Curan
Writer/actor/Radio&TV Host. Groundlings alum. Tonight Show (Martha/Hillary/Palin) HuffPo, More Magazine. Blog & self promotion: marianne@mariannecuran.com
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Irving Ruan
SF-based comedy writer. Words in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Funny Or Die, The Bold Italic, and elsewhere. http://irvingruan.com
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Karen Kilbane
My students with special needs have led me to develop a hypothesis for a brain-compatible theory of personality. Reach me at karenkilbane1234@gmail.com
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Lloydie
Improv comedy with @Maydays and @MissImp_Notts / Writer / Communications and Media professional.
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My Crazy Desi
A desi heart| An Engineer| A writer | An artist | A language enthusiast | Wanderlust.
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Sandra Koppel
Just another NYC writer looking for an agent and a break.
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Lu Samuel
feminist (the mean kind)
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Yelena Shuster
Freelance lifestyle writer. Russian fabergé egg. Admissions guru. Nasty woman.
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Jakes de Klerk
IT Professional. South African. Atheist. Voracious reader with specific interest in history, philosophy and science. Loves animals and being in nature.
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Marshall Brickeen
Helpless dad, amateur husband, writer of humor. Read my new story every week and humor and children's books on Amazon.
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Jeff Cahlon
I write political commentary and satire. Connect with/follow me here and on Facebook/LinkedIn/Twitter. E-mail me at jcahlon@gmail.com.
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Gary M. Almeter
Gary is an attorney who lives in Baltimore, MD with his wife, three kids and beagle. His work has appeared in McSweeney’s, 1966, Good Men Project & Splitsider
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Bryce Post
is a writer that always seems to be working on at least five different projects while attempting to share musings and revelations on a regular-ish basis.
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Shreya Suresh
Indian. Twin. Student. My interests are as varied as my taste in music. You’ll see me analysing freudian theories one moment and watching a K-Drama the next.
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Ellie Brzezenski
Writer, creative, sarcastic.
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Jane Churchill-Smith
Outside of Medium, Jane's writing is featured exclusively on her mothers refrigerator.
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Linda Wolff
Midlife, Motherhood, and the Empty Nest. http://CarpoolGoddess.com
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Sravani Saha
Author of ‘Yes, The Eggplant is A Chicken.’ Humorist, Satirist, Mom, Ex-Googler. Thrives on words, stickfigures & Chai. Write to me at s.sravani@gmail.com
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Tommy Paley
I write creative non-fiction, humorous and random short stories, unique and tasty recipes and fiction involving odd and funny relationships. I also love cheese.
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Percy Bharucha
Author & Poet l Cartoonist@TheAdultManual l Advertising and Content Specialist l Writes to drive away the blues.
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Mark Howells
Banker by day, rookie blogger by night (and sometimes by day). Husband, father, author (unpublished & unproven), and devoted story teller.
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Bill Hinchen
Biologist, copywriter, mediocre weightlifter and grump.
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Chris Galletta
I write for film & TV and for websites like Vice and Vanity Fair.
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Lauren Salkin
Dysfunctional wife, mother, loser of stuff. Making sense out of chaos. Writer of humor, satire, and thought pieces. #culture #life #politics #writing
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Margot Machado
Check out my writing and doodles! Mostly satire and jokes with a sprinkle of politics. More doodles on IG @jenesaiswha. Call your representatives: 202 224 3121
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Marisela Gonzalez
Actor, comic, writer. Twitter:@mariselagrajed1
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Rebecca Cohen
I make cartoons & comics. Ask me about my feminist agenda.
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Joe Váradi
translator / poet / essayist / adopted son of 台灣 / come for the sarcasm, stay for my soft side
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Kay Zare
polisci instructor. adjunct farmer. coming in hot.
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That Shameless Hussy
“Now pay attention and stop your nonsense!” said Alice’s sister.” “Fuck off,” said Alice. Follow me at www.thatshamelesshussy.com
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Taylor Kay Phillips
contributor @ Reductress, writer for NightLate at UCB, makes great burgers
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Devin Wallace
The Writer Formerly Known as Bob Dole. @thedevinwallace
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Meg
Writing, because talk is cheap
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Patrick McGuire
Patrick McGuire is a writer, musician and human man. He lives nowhere in particular and has a great affinity for dogs and putting his hands in his pockets.
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Mal
On the internet they can’t tell that you’re actually a dog…
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Kristen Van Nest
Comedian, writer, actor in LA. UCB performer. Nikki on The Chunky Zeta on Amazon Prime.
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Janelle Blasdel
Writer | Improviser | Copywriter | Chicago | @janelleblasdel
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Jessica Wildfire
Twisted professor. Satirist. PhD in sex jokes. jessica.wildfire.writer@gmail.com
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Stephen H Stein
Have a nice day unless you have other plans.
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Elizabeth Collins
Comedian/Writer/ Queerspawn — www.elizabethcollins.com
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Zach Watson
Married to the best arrrooooouunnndddddddd. Hufflepuff. Drama teacher. Supposedly a human. @ShutZachUp on the tweet box.
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Rosemary Cipriano
Writer, actor, funny person, asthmatic. Livetweeting Harry Potter Weekend on Freeform at @rosiecip
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Mateja Klaric
Live to explore, for secrets abound - matejaklaric.com
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Sophia Schwab
Writer, receptionist, product review enthusiast. Unsure as to what casserole is.
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Sue D. Gelber
Runner, writer, dog lover, bad yogi. One-time triathloner. (Like really, just the one time.) Work in McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Electric Lit, etc.
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Runjhun Noopur
Writer. Entrepreneur. Happiness Coach. Contributor, Huffpost, Thought Catalog.
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Matt Querzoli
And on the third router restart, He rose again. https://matthewquerzoli.com
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bella carter
actor.writer.goober//isabella-carter.com//@bellaumbrebella
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Becky Garrison
Storyteller/satirist. Follow my travels via Instagram/twitter @Becky_Garrison
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Kasadee Allan
A comedy writer who has finally found a productive way to rant about this crazy world we live in. You can find her on Twitter @Just_Kas and kasadeeallan.com.
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Dean Dorval
A professional writer with a passion for disliking things
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Liane Kupferberg Carter
Liane is the author of the award-winning memoir “Ketchup Is My Favorite Vegetable: A Family Grows Up With Autism” (Jessica Kingsley Publishers)
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Jeff Levi
Writer. I take dictation from the Universe. Specialist in tying reality in knots. Anything is possible…
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Maggie Downs
World traveler, journalist and all-around nice person. Still undecided about the Oxford comma.
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Scott Stavrou
Author of Losing Venice, a novel (May 1, 2018) | American expat writer in Greece | PEN Hemingway Award | http://bit.ly/LosingVenice
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Bob Eichelberg
“…but don’t quote me on that.”
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Jennifer Philp
front end web dev; i write maybe one thing a year but it's usually pretty good. motherofbones.wordpress.com
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William Alan McNeice
Writer of novels, plays, screenplays, stories, sketches, emails, to-do lists. Edits for a living. http://www.bohemainbreakdancer.com
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Prateek Vasisht
Consultant by profession, designer by heart, football fan by soul. Write about reality with a splash of the abstract. Topic Focus: Business, Design, Football.
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Shruthi Harikrishna
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Eric S. Pettine
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Phillip T Stephens
Living metaphor. Follow me @stephens_pt.
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Joyce Millman
TV & humor writing published in the Village Voice, the New Republic, Salon, the New York Times, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna. Blog at joycemillman.wordpress.com
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Matthew McDonald
Work in Progress.
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Jessica Taylor Price
Writer and hamster enthusiast. Contributor to @thegymterdotnet & @thisisrobotbutt. Creator of http://CoinsComics.com.
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Rebecca Strong
Author of WHO IS MR. PLUTIN? (Curiosity Quills Press, 2015) — a novel that foresaw Putin’s intentions to meddle in the US politics. www.rebecca-strong.com
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Mike Range
Just laugh. With me or at me. Contributor to Slackjaw, The Junction, How Pants Work, The Hit Job, The Haven, Pickle Fork. And Twitter! @MovieLeagueMike
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Michelle Leatherby
comedian/artist/idiot/over-committer/youth sports quitter — twitter and instagram @michelleloserby
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Candy Schulman
Essayist, Humorist, Wife, Mother, Daughter, Writing Professor at The New School
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Zahra
Born at the arse-end of Generation X. Used to think a Millennial was a type of business publication.
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Jay Vaananen
Zurich-based writer. Finn by birth, South Londoner by the grace of my father’s immigrant visa.
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Murray Brozinsky
Entrepreneur, Expositor of Complex ideas, Award-winning Playwright
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LaMar Going
Love compels all that is good.
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Will Sonheim
Learned a lot at @NorthwesternU, @iOChicago, & @NeoFuturists ~ Currently studying screenwriting at The London Film School
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Emerald Catron
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Tar Ward
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Amy Barnes
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Charley Warady
A stand-up comedian and author in his Sixties relating to others what it’s like to be a Baby Boomer. FREEBIRD…Writer @Medium @Creative Cafe
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Janie Emaus
I am an author/blogger who believes when the world is falling apart, we’re just one laugh away from putting it back together. janieemaus.com
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Karen Sullivan
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Mickey Hadick
Public speaker, author, and quipster. I write satirical comedy and humorous self-improvement. Saving democracy the old-fashioned way, telling funny stories.
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Desh Raj
desh2608.github.io | Machine learning researcher | Incoming CS PhD student at Johns Hopkins
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Kristen Pyszczyk
writer | editor | cheese enthusiast | kristen.pyszczyk@gmail.com
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Terrye Turpin
Terrye grew up in McKinney, Texas some time ago. Here she is, sharing stories. Some of them are true. Follow her at https://terryeturpin.com/
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Rusty Ellis
🏆 Husband. Father. Grandpa. Author of "Politics of Murder" a Detective Mystery Series - Crime Thriller. Available on Amazon - https://amzn.to/2M8Lqao
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Kat Wertzler
Improviser & Chicago dweller & @katwertzler
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Shahnaz Radjy
Aspiring farmer, bookworm, world traveler, optimist. Used to work in public health. Alumni of @UofPenn @weforum
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Stacy Elizabeth Stevenson
Forgetter of birthdays, lover of coffee and fart jokes
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Charlotte Franklin
An occasional pearl of wisdom from a craggy chunk of sand.
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Marcia Kester Doyle
Marcia Kester Doyle is the author of the humor book, “Who Stole My Spandex? Life In The Hot Flash Lane” and a blogger at “Menopausal Mother”
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Nick Walsh
Words & sentences that could put a smile on your face. If you’re that kind of person. 15% off. Promises void. Unable to issue rereads. www.nickwalsh.fyi
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Dakota James
Fiction & humor writer || www.dakotajameswrites.com || @veryfunnydakota
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Hunter Spivey
Writer / Pediatric Archaeologist / if you're looking for the Paralympic Ping Pong champion you've got the wrong guy.
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Sarah Zimmerman
Find me on Ravishly, The Belladonna Comedy, Pregnant Chicken, & more. Being a human is hard- maybe the kids can help. bigtroubleblog.com, Twitter: @sarahzimzam
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Rachel Khona
I argued with a ghost once. Likes: singing off key, brie and wine. Credits: Playboy, NYT, Cosmo, WashPo. IG: @rachelkhona bit.ly/areyoutherekrishnabook
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Stuart James
I am me as you are me and we are all together. You know it makes sense. Smile please.
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Meghan McGuire
Writer | Comedian | Facebook Outlaw | Twitter: @Mearghan | mcguiremeghan.wordpress.com | Host of the Garbage Hour |
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Joan Evans
psychologist. connoisseur of human folly. cat herder. seek those of true brilliance. love humor, snark. left handed liberal. writer, with the heart of a poet.
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Amal N Bansode
High school student who likes to make things. You are inside my brain.
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Rich Barney
SF comedian. Improv, sketch and sometimes standup.
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Samuel Dunsiger
Samuel Dunsiger is a Toronto-based writer, marketer and improviser. He eats breakfast, drinks coffee and loves cats.
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Brian Pinaire
Brian Pinaire is the author of the two best books you've never read, plus dozens of articles that range from hilarious to boring as hell. www.brianpinaire.com
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Perry Block
One Baby Boomer humorist desperately trying to turn back the clock through parody, satire, & anything else you want. My book - https://goo.gl/PgpTbm
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Kendra Stanton Lee
Copywriting, calligraphy, comedy, in that order, comprise my career. Subscribe to my monthly love letter: http://eepurl.com/c8IhT5
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Alex Fine
Alex B. Fine writes fiction and other things. He lives with an extra medium-sized dog named Marcel.
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Jodi Tandet
recovering em dash overuser writing about mental health, humor, dating, the oddities of life, and more //joditandet.strikingly.com
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Eugene Kudashev
Creative copywriter & content strategist · I make companies sound like humans by creating less disappointing concepts and words · http://eugenekudashev.com
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David Caracciolo
I write film reviews with an a-pun-dance of bad puns.
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Benny Neylon
Writer. [of words, in case that wasn't clear]
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Gerard Edic
Aspiring somebody.
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Matt Knoester and Ben Knoester
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Jocelyn Woods
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Chase L. Way
Libraries are my natural habitat.
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Carolyn Busa
Carolyn Busa is a Brooklyn-based comedian/writer/creator. She is sexually peaking and can't shut up about it on all the social media sites @misstoiletslave.
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Rick Cipes
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Lucia Mueller
On tweeter @lumueller.
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Nikolas Kozloff
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ilyse steiner
I'm a writer. Sometimes I ride a bike.
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Katherine Anthony
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Laura Diane Duarte
Just tryin to communicate here, people. www.lauradianewriter.com
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Zach T Koehn
Author. Poet. Intelectual. @kandykoehn on Twitter.
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Simon Black
Editor of Downinthedingle.com and author of Me and Kev and The Book of Frank, also The Dog Child and also Crack the Essay, Secrets of Argumentative Writing
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Tal Abbady
Tal has written for The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Los Angeles Times, Dame Magazine, BBC, NPR’s Code Switch, Literary Hub, and other publications.
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Bart Cameron
"I'm not botherin' you. I'm not botherin' anybody." Follow me on twitter. twitter.com/cyniclectual
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Mo Solo
Suffers from RBF. Drinks tea. Fighting the Dark Side with The Humor Side. http://eepurl.com/dz-RvD
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tal_abbady
write, teach, tranquilo y con estilo
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Beyond Satire
Writing the wrongs.
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Bebe Nicholson
Writer, hiker, married, mom, believer in enjoying my journey and helping others enjoy theirs.
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Hannah Meyer
Hannah Meyer is a student and freelance sperm donor living in her aunt's basement.
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Blayr
Passionate about condiments. Comedy Writer. Nurse. Psychology Enthusiast. Canadian.
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jhabib
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andreaaskowitz
Books: My Miserable, Lonely, Lesbian Pregnancy and Badass. Essays: NYT, Salon, The Rumpus. Podcast: Writing Class Radio. www.writingclassradio.com
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Andrea Capo
Queens-based writer and comedian. Dancing machine. @dreadreon
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kiki
QUEEM + writer of the newsletter, I don't believe in astrology (alexkiki.substack.com), for people who believe in astrology
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Danny Dalah
Writer. Comic. Performer.
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Katwell
Embracing change. I’m a storyteller, humorist, writer, and performer.
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Victor Pang
Victor is a comedy writer and performer. Currently, a drama student at University of Kent, he is on his way to become a successful receptionist.
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Lee Blevins
Open mic comedian. Only pays in exposure humorist. @BleeSevens shitty bare-bones website: www.byleeblevins.com
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Peter Flom
Freelance statistician (www.statisticalanalysisconsulting.com). Learning disabled adult (www.IAmLearningDisabled.com). 2E. Father. Active on Quora. Liberal.
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Lynn C Adams
Writer. Currently learning to play the ukulele. :)
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Alison Main
Writer and Creative Director. Published in Craftsmanship Magazine, Paleo Magazine, Best Self Magazine, Notre Dame Magazine, etc. www.alisonmain.com
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Andrew Ratzkin
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Sara Zadrima
Writing // Production Assisting // Probably crying or sweating // @sarzad
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Alexandra Grabbe
Alexandra is a former green innkeeper/blogger who loves history, green smoothies, and her grandchildren, not necessarily in that order.