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Scottie Sheffler Reveals Plans For His Next Dramatic Entrance To A PGA Major
Scottie Sheffler Reveals Plans For His Next Dramatic Entrance To A PGA Major
Sheffler was arrested after apparently trying to ram his way into a golf course that had been closed by emergency services following a…
Simon Black
May 29
Why Trump’s Memorial Day Message Was So Funny
Why Trump’s Memorial Day Message Was So Funny
But Not In A Knee-Slapping Kind Of Way.
David Volk
May 29
FAQ for Judges
FAQ for Judges
Is it ethical for a judge to accept expensive gifts from people who might have business before the court?
Mitch Trachtenberg
May 29
10 Self-Help Books That Will Actually Just Make Your Life Worse
10 Self-Help Books That Will Actually Just Make Your Life Worse
The NYT raves, “God, I hope these aren’t real”
Aine Hunt
May 29
Unpopular Dating Profile Answers
Unpopular Dating Profile Answers
Part 1
Pam Gaslow
May 29
I’m the Guy Who Leaves Out Obsolete Traffic Signs That Drive You Crazy
I’m the Guy Who Leaves Out Obsolete Traffic Signs That Drive You Crazy
The detours never end
K. B. Cottrill
May 29
Introducing ScatGPT: The Automatic Crock of Shit Marketing Tool
Introducing ScatGPT: The Automatic Crock of Shit Marketing Tool
How to make your call to action resonate with your bot
Ian Vince
May 29
Why They Say Money Doesn’t Buy Happiness When It Does?
Why They Say Money Doesn’t Buy Happiness When It Does?
Wouldn’t you be happier with some more money?
Vivian
May 29
I Took My Dogs on BARK Air
I Took My Dogs on BARK Air
What could go wrong with a plane full of dogs flying at 30,000 feet?
Carole Olsen
May 29
Song of the Summer
Song of the Summer
From May to September, it’s the song you’ll remember!
Spyder Darling
May 29
Advertising to the Nice Nearly Dead
Advertising to the Nice Nearly Dead
The horror of daytime TV adverts
Mike Hickman
May 29
Premature Election 2024. Part 2 (Rational Service).
Premature Election 2024. Part 2 (Rational Service).
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks a crisis loan is a character out of a Star Wars spin…
Fatchecker
May 29
A Thief Among Us
A Thief Among Us
I went to visit my mom at assisted living, and found her glowering in a corner. Her face was red, and I could tell by the clench of her…
Royal Alvis
May 28
Are You Sure You Want To Move In Together?
Are You Sure You Want To Move In Together?
Top ten reasons not to move in with that jerk who calls himself your boyfriend
Christine Stevens
May 28
I Fell In Love With The Delivery Guy From Our Role Play Sex Game
I Fell In Love With The Delivery Guy From Our Role Play Sex Game
It was great. At first.
Christine's Adventures
May 28
Hi, It’s Me The Moon. Can You Move Your TV Back Toward The Window So I Can Watch Suits?
Hi, It’s Me The Moon. Can You Move Your TV Back Toward The Window So I Can Watch Suits?
The Moon is a Netflix password sharer.
Kenny Reilly
May 28
Taylor for Sale or Rent
Taylor for Sale or Rent
An interview with MTG at her trailer park home
Christopher Holdroyd
May 28
Local Man Successfully Feigns Interest In Gardening This Memorial Day Weekend
Local Man Successfully Feigns Interest In Gardening This Memorial Day Weekend
Reflecting upon a Memorial Day long weekend that included visits to three garden centres, four nurseries, and at least one florist supply…
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
May 28
Is a Pirate’s Life Really for You?
Is a Pirate’s Life Really for You?
The Legend and Legacy of Captain Bloodshot’s Hangover Hideout
Freeman Scott
May 28
Five Ways to Make a Million Dollars Fast
Five Ways to Make a Million Dollars Fast
Official photograph of Congressman George Santos, just one famous client. Public domain photo.
Mitch Trachtenberg
May 27
Scientists: There Is A G-Spot In The Middle Of Your Head
Scientists: There Is A G-Spot In The Middle Of Your Head
It responds to your mental caresses with ecstasy and euphoria
Clem Samson
May 27
What The Hell Is That Smell?
What The Hell Is That Smell?
Why Do All Food Co-ops Smell Frighteningly Alike?
David Volk
May 27
I Had a Great Time I Don’t Remember
I Had a Great Time I Don’t Remember
I had fun. Or so I’m told…
Ryan Redmond
May 27
I Am Pleased to Announce My New Role as Chief Puppy Masher
I Am Pleased to Announce My New Role as Chief Puppy Masher
You can’t spell “allegory” without “gory”
Dan Canon
May 27
Radio Yerevan
More humour from the Cold War
Glenn M Stewart
May 27
Last Day Of Our Vacation: Leaving Paradise With No Regrets!
Last Day Of Our Vacation: Leaving Paradise With No Regrets!
We will certainly be back!!!
Dr. E.R. Báez
May 27
Should Pineapple Be A Pizza Topping?
Should Pineapple Be A Pizza Topping?
Opinions vary
Vivian
May 27
Donald Trump Booed at Libertarian Convention
Donald Trump Booed at Libertarian Convention
Hell, Trump got so many ‘boos,’ you’d think he was in a haunted house
Johnny Robish
May 26
30 People Around Thirty-ish Years Old Who Are Doing the Best They Can
30 People Around Thirty-ish Years Old Who Are Doing the Best They Can
Suck it, Forbes.
Delaney Gibbons
May 26
7 (Or So) Proven Tips to Improve Your Writing by Someone Who Has Never Read a Word of Your Writing…
7 (Or So) Proven Tips to Improve Your Writing by Someone Who Has Never Read a Word of Your Writing…
But suspects you’ll read it anyway
Mike Hickman
May 26
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