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Donald Trump Booed at Libertarian Convention
Donald Trump Booed at Libertarian Convention
Hell, Trump got so many ‘boos,’ you’d think he was in a haunted house
Johnny Robish
May 26
30 People Around Thirty-ish Years Old Who Are Doing the Best They Can
30 People Around Thirty-ish Years Old Who Are Doing the Best They Can
Suck it, Forbes.
Delaney Gibbons
May 26
7 (Or So) Proven Tips to Improve Your Writing by Someone Who Has Never Read a Word of Your Writing…
7 (Or So) Proven Tips to Improve Your Writing by Someone Who Has Never Read a Word of Your Writing…
But suspects you’ll read it anyway
Mike Hickman
May 26
The Desserts Were Better Than The Main Course
The Desserts Were Better Than The Main Course
It was even more nutritious…
Dr. E.R. Báez
May 26
$100,000 Wasted Brings Happiness
$100,000 Wasted Brings Happiness
He could have purchased a condo on a lower floor but he felt the need to impress her
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 26
I hate following Publication Guidelines
I hate following Publication Guidelines
Photo by Tingey Injury Law Firm on Unsplash
Viraja Teggihal
May 26
Does Jesus Really Want You To Be A Homemaker?
Does Jesus Really Want You To Be A Homemaker?
An investigative journalist finds the answer.
Christine Stevens
May 26
Can You Believe We Ate These?
Can You Believe We Ate These?
Quirky flavor combinations that ruled the 1950s dinner table
Allen R Smith
May 26
Crucial Hacks for Your First Post-Traumatic Breakup Date After Six Months Isolating Yourself In…
Crucial Hacks for Your First Post-Traumatic Breakup Date After Six Months Isolating Yourself In…
No, it’s not just like riding a bike. You have forgotten almost everything.
Christine Stevens
May 26
Wrong Number Texts
Wrong Number Texts
Why won’t anyone play with me?
Scott Hamilton
May 26
Top Ten Tips On Getting To Sleep
Top Ten Tips On Getting To Sleep
It’s as easy as A, B, Zzzs
Spyder Darling
May 26
Are You As Smart as a Crow?
Are You As Smart as a Crow?
They say a crow and a human’s brain are equal in proportion to each of the species body weight
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 25
How Smart You Are!
How Smart You Are!
The College Board has rebranded and restyled the SAT
Mitch Trachtenberg
May 25
Tangled Up In Bob
Tangled Up In Bob
Happy 83rd birthday Mr. Tambourine Man
Spyder Darling
May 25
I Dreamt That My Friend Was Married to Trump
I Dreamt That My Friend Was Married to Trump
Plus, a true horror story involving the sleaze.
Carole Olsen
May 25
Big Girl Blues
Big Girl Blues
Lara knocked on her daughter Rachel’s bedroom door.
John K Adams
May 25
Why Me?
Why Me?
He was there everyday. It seemed like he never asks anyone for money but me.
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 24
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Four
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Four
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
May 24
Can Biden Fight Trump’s Disinformation?
Can Biden Fight Trump’s Disinformation?
First, he must unleash his dark side
Christopher Holdroyd
May 24
Southerners Like to Talk Even When We Are at the Dentist!
Southerners Like to Talk Even When We Are at the Dentist!
It doesn’t matter if we know you or not!
Ruby Lee
May 24
After One Week Of Wearing Athleisure, Woman Stuck In Permanent Exercise Vs.
After One Week Of Wearing Athleisure, Woman Stuck In Permanent Exercise Vs.
After only one week of dressing in nothing other than athleisure wear from Lululemon and Aldo Yoga, Chicago mom Tracey Stephens, 38, has…
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
May 24
Jimmy Kimmel to Reprise TV Show — This is Your Life With One Time Episode Featuring Donald Trump
Jimmy Kimmel to Reprise TV Show — This is Your Life With One Time Episode Featuring Donald Trump
A smash double — home run combination!
Speaking Fiction To Power
May 24
Great Gift Ideas for Father’s Day
Great Gift Ideas for Father’s Day
Gag Gifts for the Guy Who Made You
Allen R Smith
May 24
Premature Election 2024. Part 1 (Don’t Rain On My Parade).
Premature Election 2024. Part 1 (Don’t Rain On My Parade).
On Wednesday, The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks Levelling Up is what the pilot on his…
Fatchecker
May 24
Texas Governor Pardons Drumpf
Texas Governor Pardons Drumpf
Other red states join the line
Phillip T Stephens
May 23
Faking One’s Death is Not Just a Human Thing
Faking One’s Death is Not Just a Human Thing
Some animals fake their death too
Deborah Camp
May 23
Modesty Rules in Times Square
Modesty Rules in Times Square
Take down that sign was the demand
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 23
The World’s Top 5 Metal Detecting Bucket List Destinations
The World’s Top 5 Metal Detecting Bucket List Destinations
Have a blast at the World’s Most Exciting Detecting Spots!
Scott Christenson🌴
May 23
Family Hunger Strike Declared
Family Hunger Strike Declared
Until a meatloaf moratorium is in place
Stuart Grant
May 23
Why You Should Mind Your Own Business
Why You Should Mind Your Own Business
Maybe Hank Williams Was Right.
David Volk
May 23
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