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Anthony Bourdain on the 2024 US Open at Pinehurst
Anthony Bourdain on the 2024 US Open at Pinehurst
Abandon all hope ye who push a tee shot.
Joe Bee
Jun 12
Towards a More Ethical Dwarf Tossing Regime
Towards a More Ethical Dwarf Tossing Regime
A demonstration sport at the 2024 Paris Olympics
Stuart Grant
Jun 12
25 Ways to Answer the Question, “Are You On Ozempic?”
25 Ways to Answer the Question, “Are You On Ozempic?”
When You Are On Ozempic But Don’t Want Anyone to Know
Kristine Laco
Jun 12
Scientists: Your Life Is A Fantasy
Scientists: Your Life Is A Fantasy
So why not make it fantastic?
Clem Samson
Jun 12
Mr Sunak, the Deprived
Mr Sunak, the Deprived
Aw, diddums, Mr Prime Minister, you didn’t have Sky TV when you were a kid… How very sad for you.
Mike Hickman
Jun 12
Barabbas Walks Free Even After 34 Guilty Counts
Jesus gets thrown under the bus in the process.
Dan Dore
Jun 12
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Nine
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Nine
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jun 12
Are Interplanetary Love Affairs Inevitably Doomed to Failure?
Are Interplanetary Love Affairs Inevitably Doomed to Failure?
Entering the pub, Rick saw her waiting. Alice was different, and Rick knew he was head over heels in love.
Val Francis
Jun 12
Is Local Live Music Dying?
Is Local Live Music Dying?
The subtle thing that’s killing original, grassroots live music
Ryan Eland
Jun 12
How to Have a Hot Ghoul Summer
How to Have a Hot Ghoul Summer
Don’t let the society or the sun keep you from enjoying death to its fullest
Amber Radcliffe
Jun 12
Supreme Court Justice Hussein Muhammed Caught on Tape
Supreme Court Justice Hussein Muhammed Caught on Tape
News item: Alito caught on tape. Roberts caught on tape. Alito’s wife caught on tape.
Mitch Trachtenberg
Jun 12
Political Targets. That was the answer. However, What Is The Question?
Political Targets. That was the answer. However, What Is The Question?
Allo allo allo
Fatchecker
Jun 12
Drumpf Calls Biden Conviction a Ruse
Drumpf Calls Biden Conviction a Ruse
Says it’s a scam to hurt Drumpf’s reelection
Phillip T Stephens
Jun 11
One Size Fits All Shoes Revolutionize Footwear Industry
One Size Fits All Shoes Revolutionize Footwear Industry
A Perfect Fit Every Time
Allen R Smith
Jun 11
Exercise Pills Mimic the Effects of a Full Workout
Exercise Pills Mimic the Effects of a Full Workout
Pop a Pill and Skip the Gym
Allen R Smith
Jun 11
NASA Announces Daily Shuttle Service to Mars
NASA Announces Daily Shuttle Service to Mars
Your Daily Ticket to the Stars
Allen R Smith
Jun 11
Congratulations! You’re the Chosen One!
Congratulations! You’re the Chosen One!
A quick onboarding guide for your Hero’s Journey
Patrick Metzger
Jun 11
A Commencement Speech for the Syosset High Class of 2024
A Commencement Speech for the Syosset High Class of 2024
Greetings class of 2024. As you just heard, my name is Patricia McDowell and I myself am a Syosset alum who has since gone on to be a…
Ross Rosenfeld
Jun 11
I’m Adding Exclamation Marks to this Email So You Don’t Think I’m Mean
I’m Adding Exclamation Marks to this Email So You Don’t Think I’m Mean
Please don’t hate me!
Ryan Redmond
Jun 11
People Have Been Wrong All This Time About the Meaning of Life
People Have Been Wrong All This Time About the Meaning of Life
On clickbait and shame and, FFS, things we actually might really need to know
Mike Hickman
Jun 11
Can We Be Funny — Even When We Are Scared?
Can We Be Funny — Even When We Are Scared?
My question for today…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 11
Trump Issues Shark Warning at Las Vegas Rally
Trump Issues Shark Warning at Las Vegas Rally
I suppose that would be a big concern when you’re aboard a sinking ship!
Johnny Robish
Jun 10
I Needed a Shower After My Shower
I Needed a Shower After My Shower
It may have been one of the creepiest feelings I’ve ever had
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 10
Thanks For Not Visiting NYC
Thanks For Not Visiting NYC
What If They Gave A Boycott And Everybody Came?
David Volk
Jun 10
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Eight
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Eight
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jun 10
The Worst Article in the World
The Worst Article in the World
Don’t forget to add subtitle
W. K. Strawbridge
Jun 10
Trump: “If Biden Wins Dinosaurs Will Eat Your Children”
Trump: “If Biden Wins Dinosaurs Will Eat Your Children”
Former president warns crowd of impending doom
Gil Prowler
Jun 10
Karmaquences
Karmaquences
Never attribute to karma that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Scott Hamilton
Jun 10
Premature Election 2024. Part 5 (Abandonment Issues).
Premature Election 2024. Part 5 (Abandonment Issues).
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks a mid season sale is a yachting trip in the middle…
Fatchecker
Jun 10
The Cheap and Easy Art of Dognapping.
The Cheap and Easy Art of Dognapping.
That is, until you get caught.
Robert Cormack
Jun 10
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