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Drumpf Calls Biden Conviction a Ruse
Drumpf Calls Biden Conviction a Ruse
Says it’s a scam to hurt Drumpf’s reelection
Phillip T Stephens
Jun 11
Congratulations! You’re the Chosen One!
Congratulations! You’re the Chosen One!
A quick onboarding guide for your Hero’s Journey
Patrick Metzger
Jun 11
A Commencement Speech for the Syosset High Class of 2024
A Commencement Speech for the Syosset High Class of 2024
Greetings class of 2024. As you just heard, my name is Patricia McDowell and I myself am a Syosset alum who has since gone on to be a…
Ross Rosenfeld
Jun 11
I’m Adding Exclamation Marks to this Email So You Don’t Think I’m Mean
I’m Adding Exclamation Marks to this Email So You Don’t Think I’m Mean
Please don’t hate me!
Ryan Redmond
Jun 11
People Have Been Wrong All This Time About the Meaning of Life
People Have Been Wrong All This Time About the Meaning of Life
On clickbait and shame and, FFS, things we actually might really need to know
Mike Hickman
Jun 11
Can We Be Funny — Even When We Are Scared?
Can We Be Funny — Even When We Are Scared?
My question for today…
Dr. E.R. Báez
Jun 11
Trump Issues Shark Warning at Las Vegas Rally
Trump Issues Shark Warning at Las Vegas Rally
I suppose that would be a big concern when you’re aboard a sinking ship!
Johnny Robish
Jun 10
I Needed a Shower After My Shower
I Needed a Shower After My Shower
It may have been one of the creepiest feelings I’ve ever had
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 10
Thanks For Not Visiting NYC
Thanks For Not Visiting NYC
What If They Gave A Boycott And Everybody Came?
David Volk
Jun 10
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Eight
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Ninety-Eight
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
Jun 10
The Worst Article in the World
The Worst Article in the World
Don’t forget to add subtitle
W. K. Strawbridge
Jun 10
Trump: “If Biden Wins Dinosaurs Will Eat Your Children”
Trump: “If Biden Wins Dinosaurs Will Eat Your Children”
Former president warns crowd of impending doom
Gil Prowler
Jun 10
Karmaquences
Karmaquences
Never attribute to karma that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Scott Hamilton
Jun 10
Premature Election 2024. Part 5 (Abandonment Issues).
Premature Election 2024. Part 5 (Abandonment Issues).
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Rishi Sunak, a man so out of touch he thinks a mid season sale is a yachting trip in the middle…
Fatchecker
Jun 10
The Cheap and Easy Art of Dognapping.
The Cheap and Easy Art of Dognapping.
That is, until you get caught.
Robert Cormack
Jun 10
Aaron Rodgers Speaks Out Again
Aaron Rodgers Speaks Out Again
The guy that many have learned to hate discloses his incureable medical condition
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 9
Top Ways Trump Isn’t America
Top Ways Trump Isn’t America
I Can’t Speak To Whether He’s American Or Not….
David Volk
Jun 9
Dan Schneider Says His Failed Black Music Career Clears Him of Nickelodeon Sex Abuse Culture Charge
Dan Schneider Says His Failed Black Music Career Clears Him of Nickelodeon Sex Abuse Culture Charge
Quiet on Flex
Ellie Salvaje
Jun 8
From AI to DIY: The Horrible Day When ChatGPT Went Down
From AI to DIY: The Horrible Day When ChatGPT Went Down
A Writer’s Survival Tale
Dan Foster
Jun 8
The Godfather 4: Escape From Rikers
The Godfather 4: Escape From Rikers
Don Trump plots revenge
K. B. Cottrill
Jun 8
Injuries decimate pro Tiddlywinks squad. “It’s next man up!”
Injuries decimate pro Tiddlywinks squad. “It’s next man up!”
It’s been a rough year for the Baltimore Bearcats Tiddlywinks team. Injuries to four of the squad’s top eight players will make winning…
Matt Walsh
Jun 8
Should We Be Worried by Microplastics Found in Men’s Testicles?
Should We Be Worried by Microplastics Found in Men’s Testicles?
Or is it an opportunity?
Honorata Onanisma
Jun 8
BIG NEWS! The Post Ego Bible Is Published!
BIG NEWS! The Post Ego Bible Is Published!
This book saved my life — no kidding!
Christine Stevens
Jun 8
Parked Up
Parked Up
Jill leaned on the dashboard as Noah pulled into the parking structure.
John K Adams
Jun 8
NHL Rapresentitives: Playoff Rap Battle
NHL Rapresentitives: Playoff Rap Battle
Are those rhymes offside?
This, That & the Other Thing
Jun 8
Lost Memory Mambo
Lost Memory Mambo
and Other Favorites of the Infirm
Allen R Smith
Jun 7
When Would You Tell Your Partner?
When Would You Tell Your Partner?
Or would you not tell them at all
Brian Dickens Barrabee
Jun 7
BIG NEWS! The Post Ego Bible Is Published!
BIG NEWS! The Post Ego Bible Is Published!
Whoops! I started a religion.
Clem Samson
Jun 7
Chants Encounter
Chants Encounter
We’ve all been on a march, protest or a demonstration….
Fatchecker
Jun 7
Where Would We Be Without GPS? I Have No Clue
Where Would We Be Without GPS? I Have No Clue
‘Mom & Dad Are Dinosaurs!’ Book Excerpt
Frank Mastropolo
Jun 7
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