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Five Ways to Avoid Seasickness on a Single’s Cruise
Five Ways to Avoid Seasickness on a Single’s Cruise
So you can stay healthy enough to have all the meaningless sex you signed up for.
Christine's Adventures
May 5
The Day I Had to Give My Boyfriend Pleasure with My Mouth [For the First Time]
The Day I Had to Give My Boyfriend Pleasure with My Mouth [For the First Time]
I can’t even use the word
Honorata Onanisma
May 5
A Communications Disruption May Mean Many Things
A Communications Disruption May Mean Many Things
An example of why I probably shouldn’t write the next Star Wars movie.
Martin French
May 5
FAQs about using our mildly toxic baby frogs against problem neighbors
FAQs about using our mildly toxic baby frogs against problem neighbors
Q: Exactly how does the process work? Would someone need to eat them?
Ken Kamami
May 5
Are Americans Fed Up with Sex?
Are Americans Fed Up with Sex?
Alarming research indicates some intriguing results
Brian Dickens Barrabee
May 4
Woman Encounters Human Male in Wild
Woman Encounters Human Male in Wild
“I was really intimidated!”
Brian Theobald
May 4
Wishing I Were A Pacifist
Wishing I Were A Pacifist
Accepting the reality that I’m not.
Kyle Wells
May 4
Muse Wanted, No Experience Necessary
Muse Wanted, No Experience Necessary
“Please stop writing about me”
Patrick Metzger
May 4
Scared Straight At 42
Scared Straight At 42
No. I would not like any salt on that.
Joe Bee
May 4
How to Influence an Elected Representative? First, Ask for the Menu
How to Influence an Elected Representative? First, Ask for the Menu
Here are fundraising tips for politicians of questionable character
Christopher Holdroyd
May 4
The Best Beatles Record You’ve Never Heard
The Best Beatles Record You’ve Never Heard
Who is the Walrus?
Oscar Rhea
May 4
“Transfering” Anybody?
“Transfering” Anybody?
Submission to Urban Dictionary
Elizabeth Emerald
May 4
Scientists: The Science Of The Non-Genital Orgasm
Scientists: The Science Of The Non-Genital Orgasm
Very rare disorder leads to the discovery that non-genital orgasm is possible for all people.
Clem Samson
May 3
At the Merchant’s Request, My Review of Shredded Cheese
At the Merchant’s Request, My Review of Shredded Cheese
I yawned as I read the subject line in my inbox, this email courtesy of Jewel-Osco, my local grocery store.
Greg Schwem
May 3
Local Man Suddenly Realizes He Can Read The News For Purposes Other Than Getting Angry
Local Man Suddenly Realizes He Can Read The News For Purposes Other Than Getting Angry
Unexpectedly waking up happy on a beautiful May morning, Frank Tibert, age 62, suddenly realized that he can read the news for reasons…
Andrew Scott (IG: andrewjacobscott1)
May 3
Women Now Swiping Right On Bears
Women Now Swiping Right On Bears
“I thought…why not?”
Brian Theobald
May 3
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Six
Half-Witticisms of Elizabeth Emerald Volume Eighty-Six
Wise-ass comments of mine that garnered thousands of claps …(or will, as soon as I figure out how to self-applaud)
Elizabeth Emerald
May 3
Surprise Gift Leaves Recipient Vibrating
Surprise Gift Leaves Recipient Vibrating
Some gifts are better than others
Kris Downey
May 3
Trump Jokes
Trump Jokes
I sifted through hundreds online to find the best so you wouldn’t have to
Glenn M Stewart
May 3
“Exerexic” Anyone?
“Exerexic” Anyone?
Submission to Urban Dictionary
Elizabeth Emerald
May 3
I’m The Grocery Store Self-Checkout Computer And I Also Have Complaints
I’m The Grocery Store Self-Checkout Computer And I Also Have Complaints
These people have exceeded my patience capacity
Jennifer Haubrich
May 3
This Power Couple’s Son Is Probably The Most Handsome Man To Never Exist
This Power Couple’s Son Is Probably The Most Handsome Man To Never Exist
An AI generated female face I called Joanna got together with this super hot AI generated man named Lanford.
Christine Stevens
May 3
Donald Trump is Tooting at Trial
Donald Trump is Tooting at Trial
Contempt of Court or Just Passing Gas?
Roz Warren, Writing Coach
May 3
Drumpf Gas Attacks Stall Trial
Drumpf Gas Attacks Stall Trial
Farts labelled SBWMD, the most noxious category
Phillip T Stephens
May 2
Scientists: There Is A Sword Hanging Over Your Ego
Scientists: There Is A Sword Hanging Over Your Ego
It’s only a matter of time…
Clem Samson
May 2
Toe Nail Fungus? Then Stay Away From Me!
Toe Nail Fungus? Then Stay Away From Me!
Or at least keep your shoes on while we have sex
Christine Stevens
May 2
They Tested Positive For Stupidity
They Tested Positive For Stupidity
Forget fake news — the real issue is stupid news
Deborah Camp
May 2
Navigating Feet Season. Springtime Strolls
Navigating Feet Season. Springtime Strolls
Footloose and fancy-free — a mother’s email for her daughter
E. M. Hoble
May 2
Whats App, Neighbours?
Whats App, Neighbours?
‘Look out for this woman. She was sniffing my begonias this morning in a very suspicious way — Gertie.’
dan brotzel
May 2
Football’s “Tush Push” Faces Ban In Bible Belt States
Football’s “Tush Push” Faces Ban In Bible Belt States
Moral hazard cited
Stuart Grant
May 2
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