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The Hit Job
humor | culture | football | trouble
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Write and left. The Hit Job’s witty and deep-thinking writers tackle the outrage + fun + occasional football insight that’s swirling around in the zeitgeist. We like the unpopular opinions, and your ability to back it up. We’re also suckers for wit. Reach out to us at julian@jujuic.com to learn how to get your voice in The Hit Job.

Editors
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julian rogers
Maker of words and other annoyances. Communicator for hire. Owner of Juju Eye Communications + publisher of The Hit Job. Twitter: (@thejujueye).
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Jessica Ridpath
Jessica is a writer, chauffeur, sock wrangler, and senior research communications consultant at Kaiser Permanente Washington Health Research Institute.
Writers
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Sarah Greene
all things health & healthcare research. some yoga, hip-hop & sports thrown in for work-life balance. posts & perspectives are my own
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Ross Richendrfer
Full-time troublemaker who works in tech by day, writes by night and dreams about sports throughout.
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Steve McConnell
@stevemc on Fantasy Life. Packers. 14 years of fantasy football. Also a Reds fan.
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Ernio Hernandez
Writer of short stories, essays & more. Read me? Tip: http://bit.ly/thanksErnio | Books: http://bit.ly/erniostore Art: http://ernio.threadless.com bit.ly/eh-art
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chris tachibana
Manuscript medic, eagle-eyed copyeditor, and science writer. I speak the language of the lab, but understand the appeal of the tweet.
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BobbyRettew
Emmy Award winning storyteller and advocate…finding, telling, and sharing rich stories. Moderator of @Clemson_Tigers
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adam nicholas phillips
faith. forward. & portland
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Brandon Anderson
Top Medium writer in sports, TV, humor, NFL, NBA. Words at SI’s Cauldron, Sports Pickle, Arc Digital, Seth’s Draft House, Wrigley Rapport, others @wheatonbrando
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Parag Dadhaniya
The Moose is Loose
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Dan Kalmar
I dance like no one is listening.
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Bhaswati B
Writing & Editing | Amateur Storyteller | Dog Lover | Pseudo Culinarian | Marketer | https://www.facebook.com/slurrpilicious/
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Maya King
Writer/student/auntie on the path to great writing. | Howard University ‘19.
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Kate Imbach
writer, traveler, filmmaker, former startup person. https://tinyletter.com/kate8
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Kelly Clay
Seattle-based freelance writer. Obsessed with coffee, sunshine, and Oxford commas. Email: kelly dot clay at gmail
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Katryn Alice Sandry
Mother, writer, wanted in five states for grand theft sandwich
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Spenser Milo
writer who specializes in pop culture nonsense. Here’s a twitter: @spensermilo
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Matthew David Brozik
Lone punman. Visit imdb.name
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Brian Boone
Contributor at Someecards, Funny or Die, CBC Comedy, Looper, B&N Reads, The Chive. Editor of Splitsider Humor Section. Writer of many books.
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Rubi Nicholas
Stand up comedian, Pakistani origin, Lancaster, PA - winner of Nick@Nite's Funniest Mom in America
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Lisa Renee
Write it down.
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Ian Belknap
Founder of WRITE CLUB. Essays, satire, and criticism have appeared in Chicago Tribune, Chicago Reader, Crain’s Chicago Business, and The Rumpus. ianbelknap.com
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Jimmy Camp
Jimmy Camp is a father, husband, son of a preacher, political consultant, musician and writer.
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E Price
Social Psychologist & Writer in Chicago, Illinois. They/Them pronouns. MEDIA CONTACT: erikadprice@gmail.com
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Jaden Violet
If I didn’t define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people’s fantasies for me and eaten alive. The personal IS POLITICAL. The BITCH is back…
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Roy Schlegel
“Hi, my name is Roy.” — Now that just sounds stupid.
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Existential Trout
Always swimming upstream
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Steven Markow
stevenmarkow.com // writer, comedian // work on The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Paste Magazine, Slackjaw
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Sandra Koppel
Just another NYC writer looking for an agent and a break.
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Steven Rouach
Is a carbon based life form from Earth. Anyone who tells you he’s not is absolutely lying. He’s known for being handsome, heroic & humanity’s last, best, hope.
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Allison Temple
Writer, wife, wrangler (no particular order). I like to keep busy. Mailing List: http://eepurl.com/cjANow https://allisontempleblog.wordpress.com
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Marshall Brickeen
Helpless dad, amateur husband, comedy writer, entrepreneur... it's all the same thing. Read my new story every week and 2 books on Amazon!
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TaraElla
TaraElla is a singer-songwriter, author and freelance writer, who is passionate about popular culture, freedom and feminism. www.taraella.com
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Greg Schwem
Business comedian. Funny keynote speaker (really). Meeting host. Nationally syndicated humor columnist for Tribune Content Agency. Author.
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Jeff Cahlon
I write political commentary and satire. Connect with/follow me here and on Facebook/LinkedIn/Twitter. E-mail me at jcahlon@gmail.com.
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Bob James
Owner/editor of the satirical news site thecabbidge.com
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Michael Baharaeen
Seeking a pragmatic, progressive politics. Twitter: @mbaharaeen.
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Larry Koplow
Writer @The Hit Job