Note from the editor
Write and left. The Hit Job’s witty and deep-thinking writers tackle the outrage + fun + occasional football insight that’s swirling around in the zeitgeist. We like the unpopular opinions, and your ability to back it up. We’re also suckers for wit.
Editors
Writers
BobbyRettew
Award winning storyteller, educator, and advocate…finding, telling, and sharing great stories!
Brandon Anderson
Sports, NBA, NFL, TV, culture. Words at Action Network. Also SI's Cauldron, Sports Raid, BetMGM, Grandstand Central, Sports Pickle, others @wheatonbrando ✞
Bhaswati B
I try to learn from my own experiences and write about things I have seen or felt. Also, a food blogger - https://www.facebook.com/slurrpilicious/
Kate Imbach
I analyze hot topics in the Dutch news every weekend: https://dutchdeadline.substack.com/
Rubi Nicholas
Stand up comedian, Pakistani origin, Lancaster, PA - winner of Nick@Nite's Funniest Mom in America
Ian Belknap
Founder WRITE CLUB. Essays, satire: Rumpus, Chicago Trib, Chicago Reader, American Theatre Mag, etc. Partner & I sold pilot to Sony-Tristar writerianbelknap.com
Jimmy Camp
Jimmy Camp is a father, husband, son of a preacher, political consultant, musician and writer.
Devon Price
He/Him or It/Its. Social Psychologist & Author of LAZINESS DOES NOT EXIST and UNMASKING AUTISM. Links to buy: https://linktr.ee/drdevonprice
Steven Rouach
Is a carbon based life form from Earth. Anyone who tells you he's not is absolutely lying. He's known for being dashing, heroic & humanity's last, best, hope.
Allison Temple
Writer, wife, wrangler (no particular order). I like to keep busy. Mailing List: http://eepurl.com/cjANow https://allisontempleblog.wordpress.com
TaraElla
Author & musician. Moral Libertarian. Mission is to end aggressive 'populism' in the West, by promoting libertarian reformism. https://www.taraella.com
Jeff Cahlon
I write fiction and humor/satire. Connect with/follow me on Medium, Facebook and LinkedIn. E-mail me at jcahlon@gmail.com.
Michael Baharaeen
Political analyst focused on electoral politics, Congress, demographic trends, polling, public policy, and political history.
Devin Wallace
Humor Writer and Cat Dad. Featured in McSweeneys, Slackjaw, The Broadway Beat, and on the bathroom stalls of Brooklyn’s worst bars. @thedevinwallace
Jeremy Roberts
Retro pop culture interviews & lovin’ something fierce sustain this University of Georgia Master of Agricultural Leadership alum. Email: jeremylr@windstream.net
Nicholas Grossman
Senior Editor at Arc Digital. Poli Sci prof (IR) at U. Illinois. Author of “Drones and Terrorism.” Politics, national security, and occasional nerdery.
Sravani Saha
Author of ‘Yes, The Eggplant is A Chicken’ https://amzn.to/2Iym2ok Humorist, Satirist, Mom, Ex-Googler. Write to me at s.sravani@gmail.com
Aaron Robles
Teacher and graduate student with a centrist point of view on politics, policy and culture.
Scott Stavrou
Writer (Losing Venice, a novel) & Writing Coach | American abroad | PEN Hemingway Award | ScottStavrou.com | http://bit.ly/LosingVenice
Vanessa de Largie
Vanessa de Largie is the monthly sex columnist for Maxim Magazine. She also writes a regular column for the iconic British/Australian Magazine — The Spectator.
Mike Barber
I’m an award-winning marketing creative specializing in customer testimonials. I find and tell your customers’ most compelling stories. / TestifyMarketing.com
Mike Range
Laughter™️ is the best medicine. Ask your doctor if Laughter™️ is right for you. Points In Case, Weekly Humorist, End of the Bench Sports. @MovieLeagueMike
Cam Martin
Has written for The New York Times, ESPN.com, The Atlantic, Yahoo! Sports, CBS Sports, and NBC New York.
Patrick Berlinquette
Founder of a NY search ad agency (like we need another). Finding humor in ad tech’s depravity. Writings @ NY Times.
Jim Cohen
Champion of what’s real, creative, courageous. Transformation facilitator, innovation design sherpa, trusted advisor. jim@spark-us.com www.jimcohensherpa.com
Aimee C. Trafton
Multi-genre author of children's books, YA and adult fiction, poetry, and personal essays
Lowen Puckey
Advocate for mental health, chronic illness and disability. Sometime writer of funnies & fiction. Perpetual drinker of tea.
Julie C-W
Wife. Mom. Nana. Daughter. Sister. Photographer, wordsmith, lover of life and neither left nor right.
Rajan Nanavati
Father. Husband. Indian American. Sports Junkie. Marketing Dude. Freelance Writer. Productivity Zealot. Enthusiastic Gourmand.
Shayne Seymour
Happiness is my superpower. Travel, Gratitude and Mindfulness are my Infinity Stones. Humor is my Patronus. www.IndependentlyHappy.com
Chuck Sherman
Raconteur and cheerful reprobate, permanently banned from his high school library for insubordination and frolicking.
Emma Betty
I have an affinity for Aldi’s wine, pizza and making terrible life choices. Not necessarily in that order.
James Simpson II
Sports Journalist, Columnist and Author. Totally dig sports, pop culture and history. https://twitter.com/JamesSimpsonII
John King
Hi - thanks for reading! Check out 'John King Cartoon Headcase' on Amazon! 😀 Cartoon Headcase is also on Instagram and Facebook. My alter ego is e-Comedian.
Stephen Scott
He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty writer of #FlashFiction that amuses, entertains & accidentally enlightens. https://linktr.ee/yet_another_creative
Jake Camp
Philosophy professor and author of two novels, Facticity Blues and Banshee and the Sperm Whale (Pski’s Porch Publishing, 2021). https://www.jakecamp.com
Anupam Chugh
iOS and Android Developer. Online Writer. Editor @BttrProgramming. Marketer. Wannabe Filmmaker, and a Funny Human bot!
GIGGLR
GIGGLR makes funny stuff for the interwebz. Be sure to sign up to our newsletter at https://gigglr.tv/newsletter
Paria Karimi
An immigrant millennial, trying to make sense of the world. Subscribe to the Persianly Misunderstood Newsletter: mailchi.mp/5b941cd5f7ab/persianlymisunderstood
Sandeep Nair
Co-Founder, David & Who. I create strategic brand narratives for B2C startups with less than $10M ARR and help them drive revenue.
EP McKnight, MEd
Actress, Stage playwright, Author, Motivational Speaker, Teacher Fitness Coach. www.epmcknight.wixsite.epfitspiration Follow me: Tiktok, imdb.me/epmcknight
Jeffrey Radhaus
Writing about law, justice, culture, and religion. Follow me on twitter at @jeffradhaus
Sophie Radvan
Fitness instructor who likes to run her mouth on a microphone and run her words on a website.
Kelly K
just trying to navigate a perpetual existential crisis through medical school really … follow my adventures @ medium.com/med-school-diaries
Olivia Morellan
👩🏻💻 Blogger + Entrepreneur + Online Course Creator | 🌎 Digital Nomad | 🏝 2 years | ✈️ 39 countries | 📍Tallinn, Estonia 🇪🇪 | oliviamorellan[at]gmail.com
David Asch
Founder of the Management Consulting Company https://10xPrinciples.com. Available for consulting, podcasts, and speaking engagements.
Jose Luis Ontanon Nunez
Industrial Designer & Communication Coach. Dyslexia, History, & Trivia Writer. Father/Pet Lover — Top 1000 Writer, also on #Books, #Movies, #Reading & #Writing
Ali Zakaria
Ali Zakaria, Judge and Best-selling author of the book “The Forgotten Art of Happiness — 52 ideas that will change your life.
Bella Thomas
Bella is a tech-savvy writer and content marketer who has a knack for creating interesting stories and writing compelling blog posts.
James Miller
I’m an entrepreneur who’s started a few businesses. Goal Digger/ Nutrition Nerd / Biohacker https://www.facebook.com/meetjamesonline
Hannah Logan
Recovering Southern multi-hyphenate doing my best to inspire, challenge the status quo, and cause spit-takes. I coach too! www.thetruthfulcreative.com
M
European fighting for what's right. Against opression and tyranny, for a better future. A future without war, but scientific progress. @MWatch87593