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Write and left. The Hit Job’s witty and deep-thinking writers tackle the outrage + fun + occasional football insight that’s swirling around in the zeitgeist. We like the unpopular opinions, and your ability to back it up. We’re also suckers for wit. Reach out to us at julian@jujuic.com to learn how to get your voice in The Hit Job.

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julian rogers
Maker of words and other annoyances. Communicator for hire. Owner of Juju Eye Communications + publisher of The Hit Job. Twitter: (@thejujueye).
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Jessica Ridpath
Jessica is a writer, chauffeur, sock wrangler, and senior research communications consultant at Kaiser Permanente Washington Health Research Institute.
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Sarah Greene
all things health & healthcare research. some yoga, hip-hop & sports thrown in for work-life balance. posts & perspectives are my own
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Ross Richendrfer
Full-time troublemaker who works in tech by day, writes by night and dreams about sports throughout.
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Steve McConnell
@stevemc on Fantasy Life. Packers. 14 years of fantasy football. Also a Reds fan.
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Ernio Hernandez
Writer of short stories & more ✍ Artist →READ what I #amwriting: http://bit.ly/worksbyernio | →SEE my #art: http://bit.ly/eh-art ⓔ Inquiries: ernio @ ernio.com
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chris tachibana
Manuscript medic, eagle-eyed copyeditor, and science writer. I speak the language of the lab, but understand the appeal of the tweet.
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Emmy Award winning storyteller and advocate…finding, telling, and sharing rich stories. Moderator of @Clemson_Tigers
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adam nicholas phillips
faith. forward. & portland
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Brandon Anderson
Sports, TV, humor, NBA, NFL, culture. Words at SI's Cauldron, 94 Feet Report, Grandstand Central, others @wheatonbrando
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Parag Dadhaniya
The Moose is Loose
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Dan Kalmar
I dance like no one is listening.
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Bhaswati B
Writing & Editing | Amateur Storyteller | Food Blogger |Dog Lover | Pseudo Culinarian | Marketer | https://www.facebook.com/slurrpilicious/
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Maya King
Writer/student/auntie on the path to great writing. | Howard University ‘19.
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Kate Imbach
I write about photography & the internet. Fiction too. https://tinyletter.com/kate8
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K. Alice Sandry
Mother, writer, wanted in five states for grand theft sandwich
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Spenser Milo
writer who specializes in pop culture nonsense. Here’s a twitter: @spensermilo
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Matthew David Brozik
Lone punman. Visit imdb.name
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Brian Boone
Contributor at Someecards, Funny or Die, CBC Comedy, Looper, B&N Reads, The Chive. Editor of Splitsider Humor Section. Writer of many books.
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Rubi Nicholas
Stand up comedian, Pakistani origin, Lancaster, PA - winner of Nick@Nite's Funniest Mom in America
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Lisa Renee
Woman on the verge. Write it down.
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Ian Belknap
Founder of WRITE CLUB. Essays, satire, and criticism have appeared in Chicago Tribune, Chicago Reader, Crain’s Chicago Business, and The Rumpus. ianbelknap.com
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Jimmy Camp
Jimmy Camp is a father, husband, son of a preacher, political consultant, musician and writer.
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E Price
Nonbinary Social Psychologist & Writer in Chicago. They/Them pronouns. If you'd like to book me for a media appearance, my email is erikadprice@gmail.com.
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"Hi. My name is Roy." - Now that just sounds stupid. (thehappysidestep@gmail)
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Existential Trout
Always swimming upstream
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Sandra Koppel
Just another NYC writer looking for an agent and a break.
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Steven Rouach
Is a carbon based life form from Earth. Anyone who tells you he’s not is absolutely lying. He’s known for being handsome, heroic & humanity’s last, best, hope.
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Allison Temple
Writer, wife, wrangler (no particular order). I like to keep busy. Mailing List: http://eepurl.com/cjANow https://allisontempleblog.wordpress.com
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Marshall Brickeen
Helpless dad, amateur husband, writer of humor. Read my new story every week and humor and children's books on Amazon.
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TaraElla is a singer-songwriter and author, passionate about liberty and equality. She is the author of the Moral Libertarian Horizon books. www.taraella.com
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Jeff Cahlon
I write political commentary and satire. Connect with/follow me here and on Facebook/LinkedIn/Twitter. E-mail me at jcahlon@gmail.com.
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Bob James
Owns a satirical news site, thecabbidge.com
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Michael Baharaeen
Seeking a pragmatic, progressive politics.
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Larry Koplow
Writer @The Hit Job
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Kris Gage
Motorcyclist, Software Manager, Drink-Slinger of the South 🍻email me and everything else: www.krisgage.com
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Devin Wallace
The Writer Formerly Known as Bob Dole. @thedevinwallace
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Caitie Delaney
ambitions of becoming a single-threat
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Rebecca Donohue
Human. Female.
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Shani Silver
Copywriter, Editor, Digital Content & Brand Voice Consultant. Bylines on Huffington Post, Refinery29, xoJane, and like…here. shanisilver@gmail.com
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Jeremy Roberts
Retro pop culture interviews and elusive love feelings sustain this University of Georgia Master of Agricultural Leadership alum.
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Jessica Wildfire
Twisted professor. Satirist. PhD in sex jokes. jessica.wildfire.writer@gmail.com
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Samuel Leal
Cringing somewhere in the stratosphere.
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Nicholas Grossman
Author of “Drones and Terrorism.” Editor-at-Large of Arc Digital. Poli Sci prof (IR) at U. Illinois. Politics, national security, and occasional nerdery.
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Madelyn Brown
Late college grad, Air Force vet, unhealthy amount of skepticism
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Sravani Saha
Author of ‘Yes, The Eggplant is A Chicken.’ Humorist, Satirist, Mom, Ex-Googler. Thrives on words, stickfigures & Chai. Write to me at s.sravani@gmail.com
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Aaron Robles
Teacher and graduate student with a centrist point of view on politics, policy and culture.
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Scott Stavrou
Author of Losing Venice, a novel (May 1, 2018) | American expat writer in Greece | PEN Hemingway Award | http://bit.ly/LosingVenice
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Izzy Rodriguez
Student, Political Writer, Cultural Critic and Music Reviewer. Rice ‘18
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Vanessa de Largie
Vanessa de Largie is the monthly sex columnist for Maxim Magazine. She’s also an actress, author, journalist and blogger.
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Steven Piasecki
Writer, mostly.
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Aliya Jabbar
Policy wonk
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Mike Barber
Creative Director I Marketer I Believer in the Power of Testimonial Marketing I WorldsGreatestCreative.com
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Writing, because talk is cheap
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Gray Allen
Unquestioning defender of all things American
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Mike Range
Just laugh. With me, at me, whatever. Contributor to Slackjaw, The Junction, How Pants Work, The Hit Job, The Haven. Also published on Twitter! @MovieLeagueMike
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Cameron Martin
Has written for The New York Times, ESPN.com, The Atlantic, Yahoo! Sports, CBS Sports, and NBC New York. cdavidmartin@yahoo.com
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Patrick Berlinquette
Founder of a NY digital marketing agency (like we need another). From Software folklorist. XRP believer. Send Vitriol: patrickberlinsem[at]gmail[dot]com
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Dana Leger
Thoughts curated by Simon Zinc-Trumpet-Harris.
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Jim Cohen
Champion of what’s real, creative, courageous. Transformation facilitator, innovation strategist, storyteller jim@spark-us.com
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Aimee Trafton
I like to mix it up, so writing tends to run from serious and heavy to sarcastic and absurd. Oh, and I love dogs, so they might show up on occasion…