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  • What a great time to be president

    What a great time to be president

    Decency and competence return to the White House
    Go to the profile of julian rogers
    julian rogers
    Jan 20
    Merriam-Webster’s politically offensive additions and updates for 2020

    Merriam-Webster’s politically offensive additions and updates for 2020

    Something here to incense everyone
    Go to the profile of Marya Jones Barlow
    Marya Jones Barlow
    Dec 23, 2020
    That sweater

    That sweater

    Um, yeah. No.
    Go to the profile of julian rogers
    julian rogers
    Jan 14
    Ponder this 2021 mood: ‘So what?’ and ‘Who cares?’

    Ponder this 2021 mood: ‘So what?’ and ‘Who cares?’

    Here’s to a less reactionary and newsworthy New Year
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    Sophie Radvan
    Jan 5
    Five hacks to achieve instant weight loss for your holiday card photo

    Five hacks to achieve instant weight loss for your holiday card photo

    Accessorize with sunglasses, pets, and children to quickly shed 10 pounds
    Go to the profile of Marya Jones Barlow
    Marya Jones Barlow
    Dec 18, 2020
    Thank you to the dozens of real, totally not fake women that are now following me on Medium

    Thank you to the dozens of real, totally not fake women that are now following me on Medium

    Can’t wait to get to know you better!
    Go to the profile of julian rogers
    julian rogers
    Dec 16, 2020
    You Googled what on the family computer?!

    You Googled what on the family computer?!

    So you’ve just fallen down the writer’s rabbit hole known as Google.
    Go to the profile of Lindsay Brown
    Lindsay Brown
    Jul 7, 2020
    Surviving a Pandemic: a satirical guide brought to you by American culture.

    Surviving a Pandemic: a satirical guide brought to you by American culture.

    Hello, it’s me: America! You know, the one you wanted to make “great again?” Well, here’s the good news: if by “great again,” you meant…
    Go to the profile of The Ranty Librarian
    The Ranty Librarian
    Mar 13, 2020
    Hello, God. It’s me, dumbass

    Hello, God. It’s me, dumbass

    Wait for it
    Go to the profile of julian rogers
    julian rogers
    Nov 15, 2020
    The Trump Drive-Thru Library

    The Trump Drive-Thru Library

    What happens to a man’s legacy when he hates knowledge?
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    Jean Campbell
    Nov 30, 2020
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