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Get that son of a bitch off the field

Get that son of a bitch off the field

Sep 24

What happened when I tried to meditate?

What happened when I tried to meditate?

My mind wore REI and wandered

Sep 22

Meet the shadow boss

Meet the shadow boss

Behind every boss, you’ll find someone else running the show — the bad ass in the background. They know math. They can actually use…

Jessica Wildfire

Sep 22

Seattle Seahawks cannot run block for anyone other than Chris Carson

Seattle Seahawks cannot run block for anyone other than Chris Carson

Talent lacking or unrealized?

Sep 22

ELMO 2020 — An unlikely star rises on the left

ELMO 2020 — An unlikely star rises on the left

After much upheaval in the Democratic Party following the 2016 election, party members on the left realized it was time to hit the ground…

Katryn Alice Sandry

Sep 14

It’s okay to own a sexbot

It’s okay to own a sexbot

Robotic sex dolls will hit the market soon, and everyone’s talking about their possible impact on our culture. Is it okay to own one? Many…

Jessica Wildfire

Sep 7

Life of a 6-year-&-2-days old is harsh!

Life of a 6-year-&-2-days old is harsh!

Believe me when I say this, but being a six year old is tough. Being a six year and two days old is tougher. The world is harsh to us. Our…

Sep 20

Petty clapping on Medium

Petty clapping on Medium

How to be stingy and neurotic with your worthless claps

Sep 9

Merely routine

When gloves snap on, cheeks snap shut

Sep 8

Week 3 fantasy football buy or sell

Week 3 fantasy football buy or sell

32 seconds for 32 teams — using the numbers behind the numbers to predict fantasy football success

Brandon Anderson

Sep 19

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