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My idiot employers tried to fire me, but I pulled a Trump and now I’m here forever

My idiot employers tried to fire me, but I pulled a Trump and now I’m here forever

You can’t get fired just because you did something wrong.
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Gray Allen
BUILD THE WALL! (No, not that one)

BUILD THE WALL! (No, not that one)

Trump’s slogan is right on; it’s just the location that’s wrong
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Matt Cowan
Interview exclusive: Tarantino hates feet

Interview exclusive: Tarantino hates feet

Quentin Tarantino on the artistic reasons behind 6 of his famous foot shots
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Matt Cowan
Category 5 hurricanes, and 20 more things Trump didn’t know existed

Category 5 hurricanes, and 20 more things Trump didn’t know existed

If you don’t know, it’s not real and you don’t have to worry about it
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Gray Allen
Not everybody was kung fu fighting

Not everybody was kung fu fighting

But my daughter was.
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Marshall Brickeen
The president’s chief adviser

The president’s chief adviser

POTUS’ erratic behavior, finally explained
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Matt Cowan
Football widows

Football widows

The real tragedy of footy season
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Emma Betty
Playing possum, with a real live possum

Playing possum, with a real live possum

Don’t try this at home, like I did.
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Marshall Brickeen
Spilled milk, with prejudice

Spilled milk, with prejudice

When my toddler throws down, she’s throwing milk.
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Marshall Brickeen
5 logical reasons Trump should nuke hurricanes

5 logical reasons Trump should nuke hurricanes

Donald Trump will show the world his genius in a big orange way
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Gray Allen
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