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Deciding the Democratic Primary by Hunger Games

Deciding the Democratic Primary by Hunger Games

Who will survive?

Nicholas Grossman

Jun 11

2019 NFL Draft AFC fantasy football fallout

2019 NFL Draft AFC fantasy football fallout

The NFL Draft has fantasy consequences for players on every team. Whose stock is up or down, and what rookies should you target in drafts?

Brandon Anderson

May 20

After Charlottesville, Pittsburgh, and the Georgia Heartbeat Bill, you are no longer allowed to…

After Charlottesville, Pittsburgh, and the Georgia Heartbeat Bill, ...

Yes, YOU, progressive white dude.

The Ranty Librarian

May 10

Game of Thrones: Westerosi politics vs. western politics

Game of Thrones: Westerosi politics vs. western politics

Crazy meets crazier as worlds collide

Nicholas Grossman

Apr 14

2019 NFL Draft NFC fantasy football fallout

2019 NFL Draft NFC fantasy football fallout

The NFL Draft has fantasy football consequences for rookies and veterans on every team. Whose fantasy stock is up, and whose is falling?

Brandon Anderson

May 7

Sportsman of the year: Donald Trump

Sportsman of the year: Donald Trump

The Hit Job’s first-ever sportsman award

May 8

Are you smarter than a 72-year-old orange? Volume II

Are you smarter than a 72-year-old orange? Volume II

The oranges story of an American president

Apr 3

Final wrap-up after the 2019 NFL Draft

Final wrap-up after the 2019 NFL Draft

Final thoughts on the Cardinals, Giants, and ‘Winners’ from the draft

Apr 30

Finally, Mike Maccagnan can stop fooling us all

Finally, Mike Maccagnan can stop fooling us all

The former NY Jets GM has made a mess … again

May 17

I just heard the name of the Chabad Synagogue’s killer. And I’ve already forgotten it.

I just heard the name of the Chabad Synagogue’s killer. And I’ve already forgotten it.

You accomplished nothing. You are forgotten.

Apr 28

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