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What a great time to be president
What a great time to be president
Decency and competence return to the White House
julian rogers
Jan 20
Merriam-Webster’s politically offensive additions and updates for 2020
Merriam-Webster’s politically offensive additions and updates for 2020
Something here to incense everyone
Marya Jones Barlow
Dec 23, 2020
That sweater
That sweater
Um, yeah. No.
julian rogers
Jan 14
Ponder this 2021 mood: ‘So what?’ and ‘Who cares?’
Ponder this 2021 mood: ‘So what?’ and ‘Who cares?’
Here’s to a less reactionary and newsworthy New Year
Sophie Radvan
Jan 5
Five hacks to achieve instant weight loss for your holiday card photo
Five hacks to achieve instant weight loss for your holiday card photo
Accessorize with sunglasses, pets, and children to quickly shed 10 pounds
Marya Jones Barlow
Dec 18, 2020
Thank you to the dozens of real, totally not fake women that are now following me on Medium
Thank you to the dozens of real, totally not fake women that are now following me on Medium
Can’t wait to get to know you better!
julian rogers
Dec 16, 2020
You Googled what on the family computer?!
You Googled what on the family computer?!
So you’ve just fallen down the writer’s rabbit hole known as Google.
Lindsay Brown
Jul 7, 2020
Surviving a Pandemic: a satirical guide brought to you by American culture.
Surviving a Pandemic: a satirical guide brought to you by American culture.
Hello, it’s me: America! You know, the one you wanted to make “great again?” Well, here’s the good news: if by “great again,” you meant…
The Ranty Librarian
Mar 13, 2020
Hello, God. It’s me, dumbass
Hello, God. It’s me, dumbass
Wait for it
julian rogers
Nov 15, 2020
The Trump Drive-Thru Library
The Trump Drive-Thru Library
What happens to a man’s legacy when he hates knowledge?
Jean Campbell
Nov 30, 2020
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