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And ye shall bring forth the Charmin

And ye shall bring forth the Charmin

Top toilet paper ratings, just in time for the holidays … and a national reconciliation to wipe away the stain of 2020.
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Marya Jones Barlow
The Trump Drive-Thru Library

The Trump Drive-Thru Library

What happens to a man’s legacy when he hates knowledge?
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Jean Campbell
Hello, God. It’s me, dumbass

Hello, God. It’s me, dumbass

Wait for it
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julian rogers
Lessons from Joe Biden’s victory

Lessons from Joe Biden’s victory

Democrats have an advantage now. Change requires consensus. People want a uniter. And Marxism is still unpopular.
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TaraElla
Tired of all the Christmas tunes? I know who you should blame the most.

Tired of all the Christmas tunes? I know who you should blame the m...

Johnny Marks is the reason for your earworm season
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julian rogers
Donald Trump reviews Sarah Cooper

Donald Trump reviews Sarah Cooper

An unpresidented homage, many people are saying
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julian rogers
You Googled what on the family computer?!

You Googled what on the family computer?!

So you’ve just fallen down the writer’s rabbit hole known as Google.
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Lindsay Brown
What if brand slogans were brutally honest?

What if brand slogans were brutally honest?

Sometimes being honest is hilarious
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Anupam Chugh
Are you smarter than a 74-year-old orange?

Are you smarter than a 74-year-old orange?

Spelling! Geography! Other libtard conspiracies!
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julian rogers
I, Coronavirus, did not infect Donald Trump

I, Coronavirus, did not infect Donald Trump

No, I don’t take responsibility at all
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sad trombone
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