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Have you hugged a giraffe today?

Have you hugged a giraffe today?

The 2,000-pound animal thrust his head between my daughters’ little bodies. My eight-year-old fed him more grass. My six-year-old kissed…
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Marshall Brickeen
Deciding the Democratic Primary by Hunger Games

Deciding the Democratic Primary by Hunger Games

Who will survive?
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Nicholas Grossman
After Charlottesville, Pittsburgh, and the Georgia Heartbeat Bill, you are no longer allowed to…

After Charlottesville, Pittsburgh, and the Georgia Heartbeat Bill, ...

Yes, YOU, progressive white dude.
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The Ranty Librarian
My sticky new wife

My sticky new wife

Allie glanced at me in the bedroom mirror. It was the minor husband infraction glance.
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Marshall Brickeen
2019 NFL Draft NFC fantasy football fallout

2019 NFL Draft NFC fantasy football fallout

The NFL Draft has fantasy football consequences for rookies and veterans on every team. Whose fantasy stock is up, and whose is falling?
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Brandon Anderson
Game of Thrones: Westerosi politics vs. western politics

Game of Thrones: Westerosi politics vs. western politics

Crazy meets crazier as worlds collide
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Nicholas Grossman
Are you smarter than a 72-year-old orange? Volume II

Are you smarter than a 72-year-old orange? Volume II

The oranges story of an American president
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julian rogers
Final wrap-up after the 2019 NFL Draft

Final wrap-up after the 2019 NFL Draft

Final thoughts on the Cardinals, Giants, and ‘Winners’ from the draft
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Rajan Nanavati
2019 NFL Draft AFC fantasy football fallout

2019 NFL Draft AFC fantasy football fallout

The NFL Draft has fantasy consequences for players on every team. Whose stock is up or down, and what rookies should you target in drafts?
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Brandon Anderson
I just heard the name of the Chabad Synagogue’s killer. And I’ve already forgotten it.

I just heard the name of the Chabad Synagogue’s killer. And I’ve already forgotten it.

You accomplished nothing. You are forgotten.
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julian rogers
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