The Honeypot

A Guide for Millennials

Casual-sex Fridays won’t be the same without him.

Let me guess: you’ve been seeing this new guy and he just seems a bit too familiar. Whenever you’re with him, you can’t help but be…

“They wanna put that WHERE?! HOW?! AM I GOING TO DIE?!”

All this stimulation made Greg’s brain quiver.

I didn’t know it then, but I was on a journey.

Step 1: Locate the vagina.

This story needs to be told because erotic fiction has made a lot of progress since the 90s, and more importantly, so has Matt LeBlanc.

Please don’t come again…

Damn, dude, you’re sexy.

It’s so empowering, it’ll be SPOOOOOOKY!

It hurts in a hot way!

Please just use a regular house or car key

Not having sex has never been this hot.

I wake up and yell to the tune of “Motion Sickness” by Phoebe Bridgers. Every morning is a performance.

What Would You Do If Your Roommate Asked YOU?

He’s paying for this date.