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Mage Hurdles Pile of Dead Horses at Finish Line to Win Kentucky Derby

SpaceX Rebrands as Crematorium

Hawthorne, CA — After their latest starship exploded minutes after launch, SpaceX has seamlessly pivoted…

ChatGPT-4 Capable of Giving You a Little Kiss

Open AI has released ChatGPT-4, the latest version of their revolutionary chat…

George Santos Excited to Celebrate His Heritage During Black History Month

Unarmed Black Man Being Killed by Black Police Officers is a Sign of Tremendous Progress, Say Civil Rights Leaders

Man Wearing Camouflage to Movie Theater Not There to Shoot Up the Place

Herschel Walker Asks Mitch McConnell to Tell Him About the Rabbits

Odell Beckham Jr. Trying to Join Cowboys But Can’t Because Jerry Jones is Blocking Entrance

National Security Blunder! Biden Accidentally Pardons Turkey Awaiting Trial for its Role in the January 6th…