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  • George Santos Excited to Celebrate His Heritage During Black History Month

    George Santos Excited to Celebrate His Heritage During Black History Month

    Washington DC — Representative George Santos is looking forward to honoring his African-American heritage throughout Black History Month…
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    Kyle Qualls
    Feb 1
    Unarmed Black Man Being Killed by Black Police Officers is a Sign of Tremendous Progress, Say…

    Unarmed Black Man Being Killed by Black Police Officers is a Sign of Tremendous Progress, Say…

    Memphis, TN — Tyre Nichols, an unarmed Black man, being beaten to death by five Black police officers rather than racist white ones is a…
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    Kyle Qualls
    Jan 31
    Man Wearing Camouflage to Movie Theater Not There to Shoot Up the Place

    Man Wearing Camouflage to Movie Theater Not There to Shoot Up the Place

    Providence, RI — A local man wearing camouflage to the movie theater has no intention of committing a mass shooting, authorities confirmed.
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    Kyle Qualls
    Dec 18, 2022
    Herschel Walker Asks Mitch McConnell to Tell Him About the Rabbits

    Herschel Walker Asks Mitch McConnell to Tell Him About the Rabbits

    Dallas, TX — Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell met Herschel Walker at his Texas residence where Walker asked McConnell to tell him…
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    Kyle Qualls
    Dec 12, 2022
    Odell Beckham Jr. Trying to Join Cowboys But Can’t Because Jerry Jones is Blocking Entrance

    Odell Beckham Jr. Trying to Join Cowboys But Can’t Because Jerry Jones is Blocking Entrance

    Arlington, TX — Highly sought-after free agent wide receiver, Odell Beckham Jr., has reportedly chosen the Dallas Cowboys but is unable to…
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    Kyle Qualls
    Nov 30, 2022
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