House of Cards Cancelled: “Plot No Longer Scarier Than Reality,” says Netflix

Woman Adds ‘Comedian’ to Online Profiles After Finishing First Ever Open Mic

BBC’s Planet Earth II Slammed for “Humansplaining”

Baby Trapped Inside Hot Mom

LOS ANGELES, CA—A small child was found trapped yesterday afternoon in the interior of its scorchingly hot…

David Blaine Endures 24 Grueling Hours Without Checking Phone

Pope Drops in on Local Mass to Workshop Material for Upcoming Liturgy

Hair Care Industry Admits Conditioner Just Excuse To Spend 30 Extra Seconds in Shower

Post-it® Thanks Paranoid Masturbators For Keeping Business Afloat

Doomsday Crier Struggling with Sudden Burden of Legitimacy

Restroom “Far”, Lies First Date Pooper

QUEENS—Returning to his table after a lengthy absence, 31-year-old Mark Fischer was heard…