Trump Actually Likes Fake Things, Admits First Lady’s Tits

Welcome to the Gym

A Satire

Here we go, you think to yourself. After stuffing your face all summer you are set to…

Couple Dies Of Hunger After Failing To Decide Where To Go For Dinner

A Truthful Real Estate Listing

57 Crofts Road, CAPE CONRAN, Sydney 2067

“Money Can Buy Happiness” Confirms Woman Who Purchases 1000 Different Baby Animals

Conversations with Jesus

On Condoms

JC: “How do you know?”

Dear Woman That Offered Me Last Piece Of Sushi,

There is a slim chance that you decided you wanted to help slowly poison me with mercury, but I refuse to believe that was why you offered me your last piece of raw tuna sashimi. But you must understand that the thought did cross my mind. This is the world we live in, of course.