Man Pushing Pull Door Dies From Embarrassment

When Dale Duckett approached the Kentucky Fried Chicken shop on the corner of…

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A Short Story

It was in the early hours of the morning that he would rise. He had not mentioned to her…

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A Quick Update

The New Q

Hello legends,

Breast Quest

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The average teenage boy frets

Conversations with Jesus

On Ticket Scalping

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While I sit here and jot

How Fucked Is The World? (Part 2)

The Doomsday Clock

Millennial Leftie Loses Ability To Even

Sources today confirmed that Chicago native, Melanie Butterfield, has been so struck dumb…

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