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A Two Word Recap of Australian Music Festival Splendour in the Grass: Day 1, With The First Word Being ‘Fucking’

Fucking exceptional.

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A Three Word Recap of Australian Music Festival Splendour in the Grass: Day 2, With The Third Word Being ‘Christ’

Jesus fucking Christ.

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A Four Word Recap of Australian Music Festival Splendour in the Grass: Day 3, With The Second Word Being ‘Can’t’

I can’t hear anything.

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