In World First, Child Is Named Using Emojis

In a world first, some say has been coming for years, a child born in Japan today…

Timid Couple Decide To Dive Into BDSM With Woman Becoming Big Spoon

Man Blames Feminists, Not Wife-Beating Tendencies, For Divorce

Convoluted Compliments #20

The “Hitting-1000-Followers”

Dear Woman That Found A Cute Toddler Walking Around,

Congratulations. You discovered a small person. If I had an award, I would present it to you in due fashion. However, we’re at a library, so there’s not many rewards I could give you that don’t have to be returned within a couple of weeks. Hold on, I’ll check my bag…

Man, Four Lines Of Coke Up Nostrils, Decides Now Is The Right Time To Discuss Tibetan Geopolitics

Woman Begins To Discuss The Day’s Humidity Level As Office Small-Talk Enters Third Minute

Conversations with Jesus

On Birth Control

Dear Bloke At Gym With Pecs The Size Of My Head,

How much pre-workout do you have to have before you’re just basically snorting crushed coffee beans laced with Gatorade drink powder? If the answer is more than two servings, I’m surprised you haven’t died, or at least begun lifting the cars in the car park as some sort of…

Dear Bloke Sitting In Front Of Me Whose Team Lost In The Last Thirty Seconds,

Typically, I’m gracious in victory or defeat. The only times I’m not are when I’ve had too many beers and am unable to work through my feelings of sporting passion when my team loses by a very minimal amount, or if we beat our main rivals…