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Adventures In Blokedom
The Quintessential Q
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Adventures In Blokedom
Matthew Querzoli
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The Quintessential Q
Aug 23, 2020
Fabric Face Covering Offends Grown Adult
A grown man has today been offended by a face covering that would help halt the spread of…
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Matthew Querzoli
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The Quintessential Q
Jul 12, 2020
“Fuck It, I’ll Run for President Too” Says Another Billionaire at Odds With Reality
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Matthew Querzoli
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The Quintessential Q
Jun 11, 2020
Man Orders Yet More Sporting Equipment He Won’t Use Post-Pandemic
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Matthew Querzoli
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The Quintessential Q
Mar 22, 2020
Prominent #MeToo Villains Condemn New COVID-19 Social Distancing Measures
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Matthew Querzoli
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The Quintessential Q
Mar 12, 2020
Pinnochio Undercuts Lumber Industry With Cheap Nose Wood
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Matthew Querzoli
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The Quintessential Q
Jan 22, 2020
Bayside Council Restrict Free Sunset Viewing to Three a Month, Unless Subscription Purchased
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Matthew Querzoli
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The Quintessential Q
Nov 22, 2019
Supporter of Hong Kong Protesters Secretly Hoping They’ll Give up on the Whole Democracy Thing in Time for His…
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Matthew Querzoli
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The Quintessential Q
Aug 27, 2019
Grandpa Refuses to Break Tradition and has Salt with Steak and Three Vegetables for Dinner
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Matthew Querzoli
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The Quintessential Q
Jun 20, 2019
Beginner Anti-Conformist Searches for Google Alternatives on Google
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Matthew Querzoli
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The Quintessential Q
Jun 12, 2019
Well-Educated Mother Opines Vaccines are the “Most Dangerous Thing on God’s Flat Earth”
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