The Sargeque Quarterly

S1 E3, “SHE WAS KILLED BY SPACE JUNK”

Good Episode — Roll on Snare Drum

AT THE MOVIES

And Now: Another ‘Once Upon a Time… In Hollywood’ Review

S1 E2, “MARTIAL FEATS OF COMANCHE HORSEMANSHIP”

Watchmen and Some Bud Light

PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!

Dr. Alcohol or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Costco

S1 E1, “IT’S SUMMER AND WE’RE RUNNING OUT OF ICE”

Welcome to Your Alternative Dystopia

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The Sargeque Quarterly is a publication of alcohol, gambling, hacks, and miscellanea for Generation Xers. Our team delivers a mix of short- and long-form news, entertainment, opinion, and other content. Short pieces published on a variety of topics in an authentic, distinct voice are slanted…

FROM MATTHEW’S BAR

Household Blenders? You Need 3

Because Homemade Salsa and Gooey…

GET YOUR DRINK ON

Summer Cocktail Menu

No One Does Hump Day Like Matthew’s